Oh hey, you found my ass plug.

Step one: don't be a dumbass.

men should be treated with any degree of seriousness?

Regardless of gender, if you're sexist you should never feel like you're taken seriously.

On that note, LOL.

Ts all good

Why are you conflating that with me taking McGregor seriously? I think he should get hit by a bus and lose everything that makes him special.

First time I saw that, I immediately suspected a malware attack.

If it's not, it soon will be.

Running eggs under tap while peeling is the single biggest thing you can do, also the simplest. Only do all the other stuff if that doesn't work.

Fuckin right

Amateur mistake to not already have that ready to go.

Fear the old man that says YOLO

Bounce the graviton particle beam off the fuckin whatever

Liability insurance: legally required.

Also liability insurance: costs hundreds and the price gets jacked up every few months because fuck you.

Ridiculous, Trump would never ride a bike.

And by your career opportunity, they mean their career opportunities.

Why didn't I stop reading...

Everyone here has fancy answers and I just back my stuff up to bare repos on an external hard drive. Now I'm starting to question that...

This one got me. Lol.

It is unsettling seeing this move.

This is the most Portland thing I've ever heard of.