Why does he sign off like that? This is so cringe.

Cast iron is "seasoned" to make it nonstick. That means many layers of oil build up as a sort of polymer. The point is to keep it "dirty" in this way. Cleaning it down to bare metal means she'd be forced to re-season it, which can take considerable time/effort depending on frequency of use. A true disservice.

Too coherent

You can't use that word. That is our word!

In general, maybe so. But I love a burger with the fresh crunch of a slice of red onion

Way too comprehensible.

• DJT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Must've been fired from a Jakobs

pipedream

Did they disable the 2.4ghz band on your router?

My thoughts exactly. Political affiliation is not a statistical crime category collected by law enforcement, so I'd like to see the source behind these numbers as well.

No, didn't you read? He lives in a 36x18x60 set of shelves!

Don't know how the toilets work in your country/neck of the woods, but 'round here there's a good 8-10 inches clearance between the water and my ass. I ain't hung like a fuckin donkey.

Sooo not the original then?

servile fuckass

Yeah, those words look like they should rhyme, but they don't.

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kek

Is the fact that homie looks like he's undead supposed to be part of the joke?

Teleprompter mirrors