I'm not really a programmer but when I code something at work to make my job easier and I have to go before I finish it, I write a little comment for my future self to explain how I'm thinking at the moment, to help restore the flow.

Usually it doesn't work. :-D

screw_you_guys_im_going_home()

Narrator: He is, in fact, fucking around, and one day he is going to find out.

Czechout

The only valid reason is waterproofing. If the phone isn't waterproof, it's only to limit repairability... Also one factor in that was, I believe, the thinness war, but that's pretty much over now as they all got to the practical limit I guess.

Maybe we all should stop going to restaurants. Seriously, do we really need it? We can cook at home or buy refrigerated meals in the supermarket if someone really can't cook... Just until the industry collapses. Maybe what rises from its ashes will value the workers more...

But probably won't.

Yeah. You'll win nothing. :-D

Just like the guy whose name was Peter Ninth, born on 9.9.1999, who was living in flat number 9... On his 19th birthday he bought a ticket on horse race for the horse number 9.

The horse ended up ninth.

Yesterday my 4yo asked me to fold his sweatshirt for him when he was changing in the kindergarten. I said I would help him but I don't know how. He smiled and explained it to me, perfectly folding it in the process.

So is that why I'm decently productive at work but it's a miracle if I can force myself to do the laundry or load the dishwasher or other chores?

Well done, my minions. The mortals' courage begins to wane! Now, let's see how they contend with the true Lord of Blackrock Spire!

Have you tried telling it you have lung cancer?

Or you could call good old Bobby Tables.

Morning or afternoon?

Yeah, that would be me.

Sapient Pearwood FTW!

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

I haven't read the article, but the title made me go "what the fuck"?

Of course it's not antisemitism. It would only be antisemitism if you said "those people are bad because they are Jews".

Or am I wrong?