See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn't be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It's that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

She said, "tomiant, you're an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face."

So I said, "Well, if you're so adamant, get in the tub and I'll piss in your mouth, and let's see if it's as easy as you claim."

So she said, "All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards."

Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That's what.

Bad news, everyone. We have detected cockroaches in the kitchen.

The good news is that we just turned off the lights, so now we can't see them.

It stands for Print Da File.

Face worse? They are going to get invaded a second time? Because yes, that is the fear and why they won't sign shit.

"HEY, BULLY, AND NERD, STOP FIGHTING EACH OTHER! I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT, JUST GIVE HIM YOUR LUNCH MONEY OR IT WILL BE WORSE TOMORROW!"

All I hear is that the pizza index works, he is too fucking dumb to do anything about it, and is clearly rattled about it. If he was serious he would have kept his mouth shut, which he can't, and it's all bullshit.

The declining birthrate is a feature, not a problem to be solved. We do not need more people. Capitalism needs more people. We don't.

Thank god for firebrands like her. I am so proud of her. Imagine if we all had one tenth of her persistence and idealism!

It all started as a joke. The purpose was to fool people to believe in this dumb shit. Then people did, and there was much rejoicing. Then more people did, and it got old. Then even more people did, and it got worrying. Then even more people did and now we have a whole industry of dumbfucks basing their lives and identities around something that started out as a joke at their expense.

Who's laughing now?

I hate how he became a meme for badassery.

He was a bible thumping bigoted racist piece of shit. Good riddance.

According to the most recent studies, it turns out the name of God is

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

"Sir, this is a Wendys" energy.

2016: THE DEMOCRATS ARE RUNNING A SECRET CABAL OF PEDOPHILE OLIGARCH BILLIONAIRES, VOTE TRUMP TO EXPOSE THEM
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2026: TRUMP IS RUNNING A SECRET CABAL OF PEDOPHILE OLIGARCH BILLIONAIRES, VOTE TRUMP THIRD TERM

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When a handful of people own all the companies in the world, the whole world becomes a single point of failure.

They are so comically evil, the whole Republican ideology seems to simply be against any and every betterment of society and humanity whatsoever. Their politics is just "destroy everything, promote disease and war, and make everyone suffer as much as possible", like legitimately.

You sure? That AI video Trump made where he shat on the American public seemed convincing enough…

Dude legit got up and squared up again after being rescued by a bunch of his friends, and got his ass handed to him a second time. Any standard bar fight.

"Hey guys. Guys. Listen. Lisssen.

What if.

What if we..

Lissen guys.

What if we...

Get involved in a 20 year war with jungle guerillas in Venezuela...

Hear me out..."

Every other day it's something that's a HUGE HUGE HUGE fucking deal. It's done, the frog is boiled. Violent rebellion or accept fascism, choose one.

"Today, the Apocalypse happened. All that we love and hold dear came to an end. Blood in the streets worldwide, panic, hunger, devastation reigns supreme."

"What about my database server? Is it still up?"