OK boomer

The future was stolen from us a century ago.

Temba, his arms wide

Thanks for including Galaxy Quest.

Thank you, kind sibling. This rift is the most frustrating diplomatic choice I've ever seen America make. I hope we can make it right and grow closer someday.

Did you call the fire marshall?

Border states, snowbird states, and dual citizens are going through it. This is likely the worst diplomatic move in recent American history.

It's fair to attack someone's looks when it is a point of pride they assert themselves. He obviously thinks he's some kind of hotshot macho man, so kicking him when he's down is fine given the crimes he's committed and how generally awful he is. It is not the same as making fun of a random person's appearance for no reason.

How can our eyes be real if mirrors aren't real?

Poor Puerto Rico

Peggy Hill said it best. The city is a monument to man's hubris against God.

It's all Oprah's fault.

I read the title as un-derfed, not under-fed. I should probably get off the internet.

Endonym vs exonym is a universal truth of contact between speakers of different languages. It is in no way unique to English.

She looks like she's trying to take up the mantle of those French astrophysicist twins that swore up and down that they never had cosmetic surgery.

Snake! Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!!

The answer is marketing by Apple and mobile carriers, which lean on peer pressure via iMessage. Plus the iPhone built on the success of the iPod, which led the market for mp3 players.

Usually, they're what should have just been a website.

Better Off Ted

Similar to how cannabis legalization works.