I don't know why she's nervous, she clearly knew the spec well and didn't have to resort to modern abstraction frameworks to serve a simple static site.

Malfoy suppresses his rage. He knows for sure that Fred had a bigger dick, but has to settle with George's piece.

any good reading resources on this?

I'm in love with the Citroen Ami

I mean just look at this little guy. If I had ovaries, they'd be popping right now.

Beautiful, just beautiful. This! This is why we're spending all that effort unwrapping those scrolls that Vesuvius tried to bury for some reason all those millennia ago.

Room 312, 43 MLK Blvd, Springfield, NK

my dad still thinks I'm gay, and I've introduced him to previous gfs

Also, they're clearly on a lake

In a perfect world, where all criminals white or blue are brought to justice under the same hammer, you would have a point and my heart.

But the world is not just; you know that, I know that, they know that.

They won't. Blame the last administration, rinse and repeat.

ITT: people complaining about (virtually non-existent) people who didn't get it

come on man, we're all huge Lucas fans, I know Temple of Doom when I see it

getting a handy in Germany is not what you think it is

Yes. Their violent neighbor broke in earlier and is currently using their bathroom, much to the embarrassment of the protagonist

Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, "help doc I'm so sad." The doctor replies, "well, pagliaci, there's a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it."

"But doctor" replies pagliaci sadly, "I've already seen it. It was unbearable!" The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.

As a non-american, you're doing about okay as everyone else.

I hate conversation hostages. They just dont let you exit, and don't really care if you're listening. I can understand their loneliness, but christ they need to develop the skills of: a) summarize your bullshit, and b) gauge my reaction to see if I'm interested.

Y-yeah haha

Ah yes, a scrotumnudger