Your "consciousness" is just an ephemeral electrical process in the jello of your brain that can't even reinitialize from cold. Why is that your holdup?

Or just don't. Either is fine.

Oh damn, you right. I wrote that when I was most of the way asleep last night.

I don't buy it. Swift has some passion in her lyrics, but she's about as edgy and nuanced as a river rock.

.......just the weirdest boner right now.......

This is the smartest goddamn meme I've seen this year. Do you have any idea how long this would take to fully explain to my mom? Incredible. No notes.

Okay, who gets to be the lucky one to calculate the amount of time that thing could heat sink a pegged, modern, 120w TDP CPU before it throttles at 100C? I'll give you a sticker.

Do it again, but include sneezing this time.

I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.

Women are drowning while men are dying of thirst. Neither can fully appreciate the plight of the other, but we can abide it. I won't touch your butt uninvited, but, personally, I'm cool with it.

Jesus Christ this hits home. We used to link 4 xbox, from the basement to the 2nd story. My parents, extatic that I was interacting with other people, would order bottomless pizza and soda, and kids WAY outside of my social tier would show up and be nice to me. Then, on Monday, I'd just go back to being the weirdo nerd again...

He looks like you just called him some kind of dog version of a racial slur.

What about the thing where he fucked kids? Anybody still looking into that?

Well, the original quote is usually attributed to Mother Teresa, but Britney Spears has been known to say it in interviews.

What about the thing where he fucked kids? Is anybody still looking into that or naw?

Is Tumblr still a thing? I'm too afraid to look for myself.

You guys use an OS? I just push the electrons around my motherboard manually with a little magnet on a toothpick.

I think it's pretty well accepted that, even for a classically trained artist, the three most difficult things to paint accurately are human hands, a horse in motion, and the concept of epistemology.

Yeah. Does anybody else think that this "One strike and you're dead to me, regardless of how complex the issue is" thing is getting a little out of hand? The only winning move here is not to play, but then he would be attacked from both sides for appearing apathetic.

I think you mean 'grownup' this is what adults are SUPPOSED to do, but it's still profound to see in action. Good on her I say.