Where does the dick get stored?

What's type F have going on?

You don't need to know. You're not meant to. You didn't see anything, and if you did, someone at the hospital is going to remind you how dangerous stairs can be...

I'm not a biologist or anything, but FACT as far as I'm aware. Domesticated cats are much closer to wild cats than domesticated dogs are to wolves. They likely stem from an older version of the species that currently live in Africa, which is routinely that hot even in the shade. Their hearts just beckon back to the olden times when they were worshiped as gods, it was comfortably warm outside all the time, and they could engage in all the casual murdering of smaller creatures that they felt like.

A lot of butt related metaphors in that headline...

.......just the weirdest boner right now.......

Do it again, but include sneezing this time.

I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.

Women are drowning while men are dying of thirst. Neither can fully appreciate the plight of the other, but we can abide it. I won't touch your butt uninvited, but, personally, I'm cool with it.

Jesus Christ this hits home. We used to link 4 xbox, from the basement to the 2nd story. My parents, extatic that I was interacting with other people, would order bottomless pizza and soda, and kids WAY outside of my social tier would show up and be nice to me. Then, on Monday, I'd just go back to being the weirdo nerd again...

He looks like you just called him some kind of dog version of a racial slur.

What about the thing where he fucked kids? Anybody still looking into that?

What about the thing where he fucked kids? Is anybody still looking into that or naw?

Well, the original quote is usually attributed to Mother Teresa, but Britney Spears has been known to say it in interviews.

You guys use an OS? I just push the electrons around my motherboard manually with a little magnet on a toothpick.

Is Tumblr still a thing? I'm too afraid to look for myself.

I think it's pretty well accepted that, even for a classically trained artist, the three most difficult things to paint accurately are human hands, a horse in motion, and the concept of epistemology.

Yeah. Does anybody else think that this "One strike and you're dead to me, regardless of how complex the issue is" thing is getting a little out of hand? The only winning move here is not to play, but then he would be attacked from both sides for appearing apathetic.

I think you mean 'grownup' this is what adults are SUPPOSED to do, but it's still profound to see in action. Good on her I say.

That has a high likelihood of also disabling the car.