I have a fucking dump truck for no goddamn reason. I barely work my glutes at the gym because I have simply never needed to. I almost feel bad for being in a straight relationship. Not to brag or anything.
Find out. Fuck her doggy tomorrow for a bit, then stop and doggy next to her and say "My turn!!" Issue a full report of outcum in the space provided below. Please...
I'm obese now, but I used to be quite fit as a teenager. In both configurations, I had a large behind.
As a teenager, I spent most of my social time with a group I'm no longer sure were good for me, though I thought I liked them at the time. The leader of the group would often comment on my posterior in a less than flattering manner. One time I was walking in front of him and he kicked it, then said something like "sorry, there's just so much of it there!"
Since then, people have commented on my rear end, generally with positive overtones, butt all I can think of when someone comments on or attempts to interact with it is that incident.
Hey as long as I don't get an unexpected finger in the hole, she can touch my butt as much as she wants. Unless I've got swamp ass, then I need a shower first.
I appreciate any sort of touch from a woman who shows interest in me
Women are drowning while men are dying of thirst. Neither can fully appreciate the plight of the other, but we can abide it. I won't touch your butt uninvited, but, personally, I'm cool with it.
girlfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it's our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later.
It all comes down to consent and communication - not just about butts (or gender). Your partner may or may not like it when you touch them a certain way. They may also tolerate an interaction even if they don't seek it out.
If your partner complains when you do something to them, it's possible that they're just playing around, but if there's any doubt you should either stop that behavior or discuss with the partner whether it's okay. It also may be something situational - the partner might like something in the midst of passion, but not while walking down the hallway.
You shouldn't not touch your partner's butt because they'll get mad. You should not touch it if they don't want you to because that would be a violation of their trust and desires.
That said, if the partner is cool with it, you should definitely touch their butt.
It quite clearly says "gets mad when I touch it" not "I dream about touching it"
You do not touch someone if that makes them mad, period. If it's intimate part, then that's sexual assault. Gender doesn't matter here.
Idk why is everyone jumping on the "swap genders" dude, because at it's core this is indeed a disgusting text, and if swapping genders in that text makes you uncomfortable, then the text is bad to begin with.
If y'all don't want it slapped, leave that cake in the kitchen. Men just asking for it. We see how you're dressed.
Finally someone noticed!
and still nobody slaps 😭
How can she slap!?
As a man, I genuinely don't know what this means. Grey pants? That's the only thing that comes to mind, but they really aren't that common
Assless chaps, no pants.
I have a fucking dump truck for no goddamn reason. I barely work my glutes at the gym because I have simply never needed to. I almost feel bad for being in a straight relationship. Not to brag or anything.
Let her do butt stuff to you.
She is constantly jokes about this and I can't tell if she is serious.
Maybe she doesn’t know if she’s joking or not either. Only one way to find out!
Find out. Fuck her doggy tomorrow for a bit, then stop and doggy next to her and say "My turn!!" Issue a full report of outcum in the space provided below. Please...
Yes sir, right away sir! 🫡
The way you know she's serious is if you say yes and she busts out equipment
She is.
Well, WE all know now that she is 😂
I'm obese now, but I used to be quite fit as a teenager. In both configurations, I had a large behind.
As a teenager, I spent most of my social time with a group I'm no longer sure were good for me, though I thought I liked them at the time. The leader of the group would often comment on my posterior in a less than flattering manner. One time I was walking in front of him and he kicked it, then said something like "sorry, there's just so much of it there!"
Since then, people have commented on my rear end, generally with positive overtones, butt all I can think of when someone comments on or attempts to interact with it is that incident.
Proof or it never happened bro 🥀
Guys get mad about that? I wish my wife touched mine more.
Just push up on her with it
Why do you think I’m always wearing these sexy lil cargo shorts? Because I’m hauling all of this junk around.
That's pretty good.
My wife grabs my butt almost as often as I grab hers and that's kind of a lot.
Keep grabbing each other's butts, sounds like you guys are enjoying yourselves (and each other)!
Been a good 10 years and looking for as many more as we can get
I'd love for a woman to touch my ass.
Hey as long as I don't get an unexpected finger in the hole, she can touch my butt as much as she wants. Unless I've got swamp ass, then I need a shower first.
I appreciate any sort of touch from a woman who shows interest in me
I want her finger in my hole too.
Fellas, is it gay for a woman to massage your prostate?
I think not
I said unexpected!
I have the Hank Hill style.
Username checks out.
That King of the Hill episode with the butt implant hits way differently at 40 than 13. At 13 I didn't know I was going to look like Hank.
The only guys who'd get mad at this either have some unresolved homophobia or are generally avoidant of touch.
being antisocial is the healthiest approach in this society
It sounds like you've put up with that a lot.
Are you ok mate? Do you need a cup of tea and a lie down?
real ones get pegged
Amen
Wordsmith
Its probably those dudes who don't wash they ass and they worried your fingers will get stank from touching it.
were just going to glaze over her missing cousin?
Okay, now swap the genders
Women are drowning while men are dying of thirst. Neither can fully appreciate the plight of the other, but we can abide it. I won't touch your butt uninvited, but, personally, I'm cool with it.
Ok. So?
Now swap them again.
Whoa hold on I'm not sure that's allowed
HE SAID SWAP THE GENITALS!
Well now it seems abusive, doesn't it? Are you going to advocate for touching women in a way that makes them feel uncomfortable? Solid point tbh.
I don't see this as that.
My reading is that "I want to touch my GFs butt but I won't since she'll get mad, but I really want to".
Nothing wrong with really wanting to. Maybe don't call your SO a bitch though.
It all comes down to consent and communication - not just about butts (or gender). Your partner may or may not like it when you touch them a certain way. They may also tolerate an interaction even if they don't seek it out.
If your partner complains when you do something to them, it's possible that they're just playing around, but if there's any doubt you should either stop that behavior or discuss with the partner whether it's okay. It also may be something situational - the partner might like something in the midst of passion, but not while walking down the hallway.
You shouldn't not touch your partner's butt because they'll get mad. You should not touch it if they don't want you to because that would be a violation of their trust and desires.
That said, if the partner is cool with it, you should definitely touch their butt.
edit: Possible, not possibly.
It quite clearly says "gets mad when I touch it" not "I dream about touching it"
You do not touch someone if that makes them mad, period. If it's intimate part, then that's sexual assault. Gender doesn't matter here.
Idk why is everyone jumping on the "swap genders" dude, because at it's core this is indeed a disgusting text, and if swapping genders in that text makes you uncomfortable, then the text is bad to begin with.
No, it doesn't seem abusive either way.
No, you all have a stick up your ass trying to turn every interaction into a micro aggression.
My gf grabs my butt all the time and I grab hers, even in public (discreetly)
and she absolutely likes it