Fake: OP uploaded a Pepe with the post, so his Pepes are not gone.

Gay: He’s more interested in a male frog than in a girlfriend.

“We have investigated ourselves and discovered nothing happened.”

He’ll only be able to make the first prototype, and then a second. He will never make it to 3.

Wait, wait, wait. I thought they were just bitching that we don’t have enough people, now they want mass sterilization? Can they make up their minds?

“The plagiarism machine will break without more things to plagiarize.”

Elon should just flee the country and then divulge how he and Donald fucked the election.

Live in the area and currently in the process of getting out due to things like this. Wouldn’t be shocked at all if Abbott pardoned the killer.

Haribo released some sugar free gummy bears, and apparently the artificial sweetener they used to make them wreaks havoc on most people’s digestion. The Amazon listing was filled with reviews graphically detailing the effects.

I think this is the most famous.

They have apparently changed the recipe since then.

I got permabanned for saying “trans women are women”, which they said was encouraging violence. So who even knows what’s happening there at this point.

I said “trans women are women” and got my 10+ year old account permabanned for “inciting violence”.

If only there was some kind of system where minors are given rules to follow, and looked after by an authority figure that could steer them away from things that aren’t appropriate for them. For simplicity, these authority figures could even be adults that they are closely related to and live with.

Alas.

What a miserable person. More money than God and all she can do is sit around hating people she’s never met.

“Filing for bankruptcy” was his entire strategy as a business man, though.

Incels just need to pretend to be leftists and then they’ll get their government mandated GF.

“Can produce a child couple, we'll give you something free.”

Guess straight couples are excluded too if one of them is infertile.

Shitting in the urinal is generally frowned upon, or he might not have a stand-to-pee device.

He looks like a supervillain.

I ate my twin in the womb.

I’m afraid he’ll declare martial law. What happens if he does?

My parents are good people, but my mom doesn’t know anything about technology. There was an incident where something was wrong with her computer. I had to go over and fix it. She said she couldn’t get the screen to come on no matter how much she moved the mouse.

The mouse was unplugged, cord hanging off behind the desk.

She said the mouse had somehow popped itself out and asked if there was one that couldn’t do that.