Oh no, do you hear that Israel? The faint buzzing off in the distance? That's the sound consequences make when they're getting closer.

Launch him into the sun.

I don't understand how data centers work. Like are they hiring people to stand there with a hose spraying racks or something? Why the fuck isn't this water being cycled?

Political violence is acceptable.

When the actions of a dictator or party directly worsen the lives of citizens, I believe it should be a legal right for the citizenry to execute those in power.

Wait, send explicit images? I'm not a child, I get that on these platforms my privacy is pretty well gone, but is it explicitly known (confirmed from the source) that these companies scan your images too?

That feels extra fucked up. Like "hold on a sec bucko let me check this photo you're trying to send real quick to make sure it's not titties "

When you say "sex with a minor" what you really mean is "raped a child" right?

Right?

He's just noticing this now? He didn't notice this when a mob of them erected a scaffold, carried signs that stated their intention to hang him, and stormed the building he was in?

Damn, too bad. Maybe next time.

In 10-20 years America is going to have a huge terrorism problem, and do you know which of their current allies will come to help?

None of them.

When another building or two get taken out keep your fucking planes out of Canada. You're not welcome in our homes anymore.

Israel was justified in their (initial) retaliation for October 7.

Gone so far in the other direction that I now firmly believe Israel should be wiped off the fucking map. Decades of propaganda convinced me they weren't violent colonizers.

Fuck Israel. From the river to the sea.

I'd wear them if they didn't have a camera - the idea of a little screen and the music/phone call capabilities baked into something I have to wear every waking moment anyways actually sounds really nice. I'd probably turn off the display after the novelty wore off, but the audio alone is still worth it to me.

So wait, this means I can never subscribe to PlayStation Plus again?

Okay.

If the current quality of life for young adult males in Russia isn't an eye opener for those who flirt with authoritarian leaders "for the lulz" I don't know what will get through to them.

You're not special, dear leader isn't going to offer your uneducated ass a seat at the table - you're canon fodder. End.

We'll MAYBE you should have thought of that before being a straight man.

I'm still subbed, pretty sure he sold the cybertruck, but I get it.

He's a Mormon and that's a huge red flag for me.

100% of my job is word processors, medium sized spreadsheets, and cloud software. This laptop is perfect for me and, I'd argue, 90% of my colleagues, as a work computer.

I have zero issue with soldered on ram for a device used for the above purpose.

My home PC though, not an ideal fit.

Until I meet a healthy Israeli I'm gonna default to not being offended by statements like "Israel should be wiped off the face of the earth for their crimes."

I'm not an anti-Semite, but I sure as fucking shit am anti-israel now.

Every time the self checkout prompts me to donate to charity.

Sir this is a Loblaws, why don't you donate.

(They've jacked the cost from "round up to the nearest dollar" to like $4.95 for some reason too)

I'll drive to the fucking bank if I need them.

Just because you want to spend Christmas with your kids doesn't mean I should have to skip Christmas with my family just because I've chosen to not have children.