The best I can do is an ML model running on an NPU that parses JSON in subtly wrong and impossible to debug ways

90s script kiddie here - a bunch of the shit you can do as a minor with low/no consequences becomes SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS as an adult with assets. It's just not worth the risk to keep dicking around with things that might land you in prison or cost you everything you have.

And laptops, and phones, and literally every other electronic thing you might want to buy

Any company that intentionally underpays their employees so that they require govt assistance to live should be billed the full cost of all assistance that employee receives.

It's almost as if paying for a trusted or verified badge makes it easier to spread misinformation

Whiteness won't help here, this dude attacked the owner class. He's going to be smeared then locked up for the rest of his life.

What remains to be seen now is whether he gets better medical care in prison than he did via publicly available insurance.

Finally we've found the perfect car for Ben Shapiro's wife

LET'S GET READY TO CRUMBLEEEE!!!!

Oh hey, look. The cycle of AI ingesting garbage output from another AI model has begun. This can't possibly impact quality or reliability in any way /s

Because Brave likes to portray itself as privacy friendly. We already know Chrome, Edge and others aren't.

Ah, right, the thing that would get normal people put on a list and held in custody if the president traveled through their region just gets the Muskrat "probed"

OP you appear to be committed to (not) dying on this hill and I applaud you

The French invented a wonderful device to cure sufferers of the divine right delusion:

Two points for anyone who hasn't read the article:

He pulled the fire alarm to delay the vote so that legislators had time to read what they were voting on - Republicans wanted to ram through a vote without waiting the agreed 72h to allow anyone to read the bill.

And:

Legislators are immune from prosecution of any crime less than a felony while they're in session, so pulling the fire alarm doesn't matter anyway. No one can touch this dude for this, the worst they can do is make angry noises on TV.

Ah, yes, the pinnacle of respect: grabbing them by the pussy

So it's a thin client remote booting extremely slowly over a really high latency connection. Cool, the 1980s called and they want their tech back.