They meant that they'll live just fine. You see, they will be dead before climate change decimates our planet. 🤷‍♂️

Wait, your heart and lungs stop when you sleep? 🤔

They took it further than the incorrect "would of" just to fuck with us.

Nikola, you son of a bitch! epic hand shake

This happened to a guy I knew but the other way around. He turned up late to the bucks party, started crying and saying he wasn't ready for marriage and ended up cancelling everything and paying the bride-not-to-be's parents back for everything.

I think they just rushed into it and he realised at that moment.

I'm tired, boss.

Their hand is half in very clear water.

"who the fuck shit on the floor!?"

There are plenty of developers who use macs for work, me included. I mainly go with Mac for the build quality/battery life/performance though and also because my work pays for it so I don't need to worry about the exorbitant price. I would agree that MacOS is pretty janky at times and it requires a few third party apps to be reasonable usable.

But I'm not really sure what you mean by useful bits? I don't feel like I'm really restricted in MacOS. If there isn't a UI element for something, you can probably adjust it in a terminal.

*American apple people. No one else on earth gives a shit.

"unlimited time off" is a scam. Actually any non-government mandated leave is dubious.

In Australia, you get 4 weeks PTO (called "annual leave" here) by law, which accrues if you don't use it and is paid out when you resign or are laid off. Companies want you to take this leave because otherwise your accrued leave becomes a liability.

Most places I've worked, everyone sees people going on leave as a very positive thing.

We also get 10 days of sick leave which accrues every year as well so you can save your annual leave for vacations.

I lean into it. "Oh you only slept for 20 mins? I feel great, I got a full 8 hours. I don't even drink caffeine because I sleep so well".

I think people call languages with very few native speakers "endangered languages".

Who downvotes this? Chris Sawyer is the GOAT.

Hire a trailer? That's what I do here in Australia with my small car. It can tow a trailer with appliances and furniture just fine.

You can also hire small removalist trucks that you can drive with a standard license if you have a lot of stuff.

Do yourself a favour, delete your account and never look back.

Why do you have a picture of his ass in your wallet though?

To be fair, translation engines like deepl.com do handle idioms pretty well compared to google translate. It probably depends on the idiom and the languages though. But even deepl is nowhere near perfect. Fine for random stuff to be understood but not good for a professional news website.

Speaking of which, is there a r/fuckcars equivalent over here?

My sister just took my nieces to a strike march today. You love to see it! Teach kids about their work rights!