I'm not sharing the exact same meme as others, I add my own layer of deep-fried jpeg compression to it, as it has been a tradition since ancient times.

I imagine the author being a shooter kiddie that can't imagine a game being fun when it's not about fast reactions.

There's an interesting correlation between games that require kernel level Anti-Cheat and games whose community is toxic af.

blursed

Der Begriff Femizid beinhaltet im Gegensatz zum Begriff Beziehungstat aber nicht, dass Täter und Opfer in einer Beziehung waren, und eben keine Unbekannte. Und das ist doch schon eine sehr wichtige Information bei solchen Fällen.

I assume the opposite, OP is actually meeting people in real life and touching grass, instead of doomscrolling and talking to clankers online.

Back in my day, we just said sophisticated things like stfu and kys and fu and git gut and get pnwed noob and ez pez. But of course these young people have to make up weird abbreviations.

Wait until you find out how the Chinese say things like "uuhm".

Socks in sandals are classic centipede fashion

it hurts when IP

Obi Wlan Kenobi

Milutin Miwlanković

New ship of Theseus just dropped

Indeed, most days consist of 8 hours working, 8 hours sleeping and 8 hours shitposting.

Döner macht schöner

That's a whole other level of dependency. The dependency on Google/apple also sucks, but it's still better to be only dependent on Google instead of Google and MasterCard.

I can't put googly eyes on my Roomba, they interfere with the LIDAR. I almost cried when I realized, why should you have a Roomba, if you can't put googly eyes on it?

Sadness is rebellion

I think programmer should be seen as a gender itself.

I'm currently transitioning myself, already have a homeserver and a Linux PC, can't wait to be a real programmer.

Too var.

There are also open source, locally installed password managers.

Commas as a decimal separator be like: Guten Tag