Hey everyone! Here's a list of phone numbers! Real, legitimate phone numbers! Anyone can view this list of phone numbers, for free!

But whatever you do, DON'T call anyone on this list, OK??

Ahh, the 'ole Lemmy switcheroo.

I'd be terrified that something would startle the cat and she'd fall.

Are you able to download your purchases? I feel like the answer is "no," but if they were serious about your library being "yours" downloading your purchases would have been part of their service plan from the start.

Close, except the lion should be bipedal and have some sort of gimmick.

PNG beers? Do I look like I know what a JPEG is???

He goes on and on about defunding the government, like dude, aren't you running for a government position??

Metriod Prime: Hunters.

It was the best FPS, arguably the only FPS, on the Nintendo DS. Nintendo has long since shut down their online service for the DS. However, if you go into your WiFi settings you can change your DNS to point to a server that spoofs Nintendo's credentials.

Thanks to this exploit you can play all the original DS games online with a legitimate game, on a legitimate console. There's even a discord for MP:H with a matchmaking channel, clans, and regular tournaments. (The same probably goes for Mario Kart DS)

Dang, I would be so irate.

YOU KNOW YOU THE SHIT WHEN YOU GOTTA FLUSH TWICE AROOOOOOO

Man, you'd think that if there was only, say, 100 people a day using this service they could just scale the service down. Whatever the number of active users they could just scale the service down, that number isn't likely to spike again ever (and even if it did no one would be surprised if there were service interruptions on a service that old).

Maybe it's a security issue? But there are no credit card transactions in online multiplayer? Idk.

Yeah, I get the joke in the post, but anyone who listens to RatM should very quickly understand what "the machine" is.

Because that actually sells.

Hey, cool. I like Eddy Burback.

Man I've got all this chia underwear, is that what I'm supposed to be doing with it?

SpongeBob Square- ...oh.

all right, all right, I'll say it.

It's referring to this post, which was AI generated.

https://lemmy.world/post/31983274

You can say slutty on the internet.

"A bear with no arms or legs is lying on the beach (no idea why)"

Because he couldn't stand.