Alabama also has mail-in voting.

https://www.sos.alabama.gov/alabama-votes/voter/absentee-voting

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GenX Humor: Pointing out that they forgot to put GenX in the joke

Sell the house, downsize, and see how the marriage feels without the crushing anxiety, guilt, and frustration of that mortgage hanging over your head. And I mean that for both of you.

There’s no way you keep the house in divorce, so what do you have to lose trying to save the marriage without it.

I’m so happy he lived to see the discovery of the particle and the confirmation of his theory

Stay fit and maintain lean muscle mass. You don't have to be a crazy fitness nutcase, just try to walk a few miles a day and do some kind of exercise to get your heart rate up 3 times a week or so. Try not to eat total crap, but honestly this matters a lot less than the first part. Be thankful that diminishing returns kick in really early here.

I'm in my mid-50s now. My friends and I are all getting old. Each year the chasm of difference in lifestyles between my fit friends and my unfit friends grows larger. At my age it's starting to feel bleak and grim. The older you get the more your fitness is going to affect your quality of life and happiness. In your 60s it's going to determine whether or not you are even mobile without assistance. Aging ain't fun for anyone, but it's fucking brutal and painful if you're out of shape and/or overweight.

The older you are, the harder it is get in shape. But it doesn't really get any harder to stay in shape once you're there. Don't put it off. If you don't move you're building towards a future where you can't.

DMCA was designed to prevent intellectual property infringement, not as a censorship tool.

We prefer the term "Cardbordeaux"

. . . and have 100k to spend.

You can get an 84 month auto loan these days if you're dumb enough to do it.

I wonder what percentage of these sovcit chuckleheads is also strongly in favor of “mass deportations”

“My vote counted less than everyone else’s vote,” said Don Bacon, an anti-Jordan moderate from Nebraska. “In America, all of our votes count the same.”

This is an ironic complaint coming from the Senator from Nebraska (population 2,000,000). His constituents enjoy Senatorial votes that are ten times more impactful than a resident of New York (population 20,000,000)

You know, the usual stuff. Cross-dressing men at libraries, "military age" migrant caravans headed towards our southern border, and how high the taxes are for the top bracket. Totally normal concerns that directly affect average Americans in this day and age.

Even if all that is true, Stewart is still 100% correct here

Every time they do something to propel space exploration forward. . .

Musk is trying to build the Dune future, not the Star Trek future

I have to wonder if this doesn’t also close the door on many of Trump’s options for raising the money he now owes for his judgments.

The RNC only had $8.7 million on January 31st of this year. They're $445 million dollars short of the amount that Trump needs. (Reference)

I do this for every website, not just financials. As long as you have a quick and easy way to create the email aliases and you’re using a password manager I think it can be an easy and effective boost to security.

You can tell it’s a dad joke because the punchline is apparent

People who are hurt are more willing to work for poverty wages and/or join the military to protect our oil companies.

Steve Jobs had this one figured out 30 years ago

https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/steve-jobs-car-apple-ceo-license-plates/story?id=14834608