Aren't we also "just" animals as well though?

(Not defending either side, I just really dislike it when statements suggest we aren't also literally animals that somehow figured out to think slightly more than others...)

And that's the thing:

Assuming it did, you couldn't see it approach until it hit you because it's moving at the speed of light! It could also have happened, but just super far away such that it will never reach us due to expansion between its origin point and us being faster than c!

Also just because the universe is frickin old doesn't mean it is statistically bound to have happened. There are plenty of ways of making it even more astronomically unlikely but still possible...

Now I want to know wether the rules allow you to stand perfectly inside your mirror image (don't have a 5th ed./any other D&D ed. rulebook to check myself, sorry)... Because if it does (without going all wavy or otherwise distorting) and it casts a reflection this could be a fun "find the hidden vampire in this banquet hall with mirrors" scenario!

Those are some interesting gradients!

Also I can't unseen that smile in the west now...

Also hang on, now that there officially are no more men in the United states does this mean Zuckerberg wants more immigrants in his company? Or would they also count as female once they entered the american workforce‽ So in effect does he want to outsource even more of the company or does he secretly want more immigrants and is just not allowed to say it like that?

Great one! (Not just a nice one, a great one even.)

Now get out! Just Get Out!

Fine! I'll use a second order polynomial to fit this instead. But that's the last order I'm willing to go to!

So you are basically trying to humblebrag to everyone here that you already achieved a fucks-given-count of 0 for this app?

Impressive, if not a little underhanded. But still very impressive!

If everything is exported and the switch is -usa you wouldn't need tariffs though, right? Because exporting everything would close the trade deficit 🙊

So is the lack of sp-hybridising and resultant ~120° angle a second layer of this joke? 🤔🙊

Or maybe they literally one have that one guy/gal installing the railings throughout the entire Republic‽

Well the thing is: it's even worse! We HAVE measured 'the' neutrino mass, sort of (not really). We have an absolutely fricking tiny upper bound! For all three masses added together... And yes, there are three separate neutrino masses just like there are sorta three 'types' of Neutrinos. But the real kicker is: it is literally impossible to assign any specific mass to any specific type!!

You can either talk about the type of a neutrino OR it's mass but not both at the same time because apparently we looked too close and quantum mechanics decided it needed to fuck with us some more to discourage further probing.

Or just plug it into a running campaign: A wizard was using another smaller plane of existence as this, but they have somehow become unable to close it again and the party need to venture inside to fix it so he may safely close it again!

Whaat‽ You mean auto downloading and executing foreign JavaScript in a users webpage from some server/CDN I might not even know myself as an ad company could be an attack vector? Never!

(This mostly for those people who may not know that some [most? Dunno don't have a source for this] ad networks literally allow advertisers to inject small chunks of html into pages for "more interactive/better ads"!!)

Except a kid like that automatically has a free pass for eternally being pissed about their father and their father before them not also having had that name so they could be "... the third'!

Did... did you just copy their comment word for word and posted it as a reply‽

Why? (And now don't anyone suggest a bot, because that's stupid programming for a bot so unlikely, hopefully)

Oh but the fireworks of Ericas "broader detect magic" became so popular that she actually added back all the spark colors for all the moral edge cases!

We now have novice wizards playing around with exactly how angry they need to be and how gaudy their robes need to be to get the different signals triggered...

Also some of them close to me allow you to rent/lend actual telescopes with a library card!

But/and also also, just because you might know what a multiplication is you still might not know how to use that to make audio louder! (You might say "well just add to the loudness!" or if you actually know it's not that easy you might say "just multiply it by 2!", but the computer doesn't simply take "audio" it takes some form of bytes in an array encoding said audio, let's say PCM to make it easier, and you still need to know how to loop over that and multiply every value by 2 to double the physical volume.)

Also they are all way too spaced out! Every good physics teacher should know that the objects should really be touching before impact to properly transmit the energy of the impact...