I once read the first 3 chapters of the Git book and my coworkers think I'm some kind of Git wizard

When I was a kid I encountered this problem when I wondered what would happen if I half-empty a bottle of soda, re-fill it with water, and repeat. Will it eventually become just water or will there always be some soda left? It boggled my mind for a while, then I forgot about it until I reached university calculus haha

"I fixed the problem by putting /* eslint-disable */ at the top of a file"

Yeah I've been saying this to people. Don't get mad at GDPR, get mad at companies who harvest your data

"Buying storage and compute services from Lidl" is a wild sentence I never thought I'd say haha

I remember when some students did a PoC of this to showcase the dangers of the glasses, and Meta replied like "why are we to blame, it would have worked the same with any camera". Well, any other camera doesn't look like a regular pair of glasses motherfucker.

https://www.404media.co/whats-the-difference-between-ai-glasses-and-an-iphone-a-helpful-guide-for-meta-pr/

Cosmo and Wanda don't fool anyone nowadays

"I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood"

Legendary

Damn, is it really like that now? I created my accounts for IG, Google, Discord, years ago and without a number. I refuse to provide it when they ask now and never had an issue.

Why would the joker remain unused? The problem clearly says joker acts as the card that makes the hand strongest, so in this case, 5 of a kind.

"Exploiting immigrants to deliver food"

Oh man good memories from Simpsons Hit & Run, this is awesome!

Another one of this kind is rm -rf node_modules && npm install

Been having similar case with dev teams who have coded every error to be 500. User typed the wrong URL? 500. User tried to access a page without logging in? 500... Makes detecting real errors a pain

Football is being killed by FIFA, if anything

Snowden

Even worse when they make you create an account in their career portal just to apply

Been thinking of trying this. Thing is nobody uses cash anymore around here (Nordics). In supermarkets I know for sure I can use cash, but restaurants, bars or small business it's going to be hit and miss. I guess I'd have to endure the awkwardness of asking in every single place if they take cash or not

Not a technique per se but I'm trying to memorize the notes on the fretboard

"Your friends and family understand what you do"