We also don’t mind helping you and will invite you to our bbqs which are fun as fuck.

Just more severe alcoholism and more domestic abuse. You have no fucking idea what you’re saying. Get your head out your ass.

Trump literally said he was for banning guns to people who are mentally unstable. When they rewrite what mentally unstable means, it means if you’re trans, lgtbq, take antidepressants, antipsychotics, anxiety…

Also, us liberals are buying guns faster than MAGAts. We don’t fuck around.

At this point, you’re fucked, might as well arm yourself. Rather go out like that then be tortured in a foreign prison.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just beat the shit out of the room.

A lot of women find empathy sexy. The women who only go for alpha males are the ones you usually want to avoid.

It’s interesting hearing the history of the spice trade. The English considered spices for the peasants, so that’s why their cuisine is ass.

My wife did the same, but for unofficial stuff, she uses my last name as hers.

Got my badge of honor today. Reddit are bootlickers.

They are too old to benefit and fuck future generations is their mindset.

He’s probably going to get a job in the administration.

Waking up with a new pain and having to make it the new normal.

But I’m told by republicans it’s going back to taxpayers! Are they lying????

I’m not sure she actually does anything besides fling shit.

I’m new to Lemmy, but it seems very peaceful. Especially compared to reddit.

Isn’t that what killed Gene Hackmans wife and he was left to survive with dementia?

Why are you the way you are?

Banana dead

How much are goofies worth?

Start buying guns now before they take that away.