This ignores the "without representation" part. England gutted colonies' ability to govern

People conflate being startled with being scared

Okay, hear me out: the girls aren't taking the task remotely seriously.

Well, I think they weren't counting gathering/hunting for self-sustenance. It's like how other primates trade food for sex. Or the chimps that turned to prostitution as soon as they were introduced to symbolic money

the entire movie in one painting

I feel like there's be some ethical, possibly legal, problem with presenting an imposter as an opponent at an official debate. It's a bad precedent. Besides, Baldwin comes with too much baggage right now

They look like historical reenactors

They're cinematic Cup O' Noodles

all other lakes are inferior, of course

Skipped the hair dye today. It's not like he's going somewhere fancy like The Four Seasons (Landscaping) or anything

I don't understand what the issue is. I'm sitting here trying to figure out when "ran" is used inappropriately. I only use it for simple past

Why do appliances have to be so noisy. A friend of mine's washer does a whole song whenever it does anything. We'll be playing a game and I'll hear it on his end, chiming away, and he's just ignores it. I don't know how.

Like, I don't even understand the point: if you're going to jump up and take care of it immediately, you'd probably notice when it's done, if not, then you'll get to it when you get to it.

Same with microwaves: if you can't keep it on your mind for 90 seconds, it can sit in there and chill for ten minutes until you remember you had food nuking.

This was more a stunt because France is demanding Google pay to link to news sites. It's the opposite of whether search engines should be required to list them