If Canada doesn't rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein Files they are missing a huge opportunity. It's exactly what they should do and fuck any TACO hopes for tariffs. Fuck US imports, be proud, be obstinate. Be an enemy to this regime. Create a bill that will officially rename the lake back to Lake Michigan automatically after a new president is sworn in if they want.
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If Canada doesn't rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein Files they are missing a huge opportunity. It's exactly what they should do and fuck any TACO hopes for tariffs. Fuck US imports, be proud, be obstinate. Be an enemy to this regime. Create a bill that will officially rename the lake back to Lake Michigan automatically after a new president is sworn in if they want.
Even "Epstein Files" is too soft. Lake "Trump raped children." is better.
IMO, all references to America or Trump should be legally required to include the phrase, "Trump raped children."
Lake Diapershits McChildfuck
Lake Superior implies the existence of a Lake Inferior
all other lakes are inferior, of course
That one usually gets mopped up after trump leaves a room.
Everyone always forgets the middle child, Lake Mediocre.
Lake submissive?
That's an old map. The new name for the united states is south Canada
You can’t do that to our water dildo!
Actually we can.
En fait, nous pouvons le faire.
Non! Nous ne vous laisserons pas molester notre précieux phallus aquatique!
Désolé, ce n'est pas un dildo 😌🇨🇦🇨🇦
Why is there no Lake Inferior?
Meme-maker going out of their way to choose the worst possible font.
so Gordon Lightfoot will have to do a remake of his superb "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwJ2n_ISlHY
The Province of New York.
Lake Ontario III: The Ontariest
My first question was, why not Lake New York?
New York shares it with Ontario.
Because NYC is run by a mooslim communist or something. Idk.
Trump hates New York.
Our Great Khan has already renamed it Lake Illinois, and we've annexed Green Bay for good measure.
Lake Jeffrey.