I hate how these kinds of messages never explain WHY. It's just "Do it. Do what we tell you." 💀

Oh, didn't you know? It's not really your PC any longer.

That title is so confusing. Why are they connecting the shooting of this mayor with the election of the president?

This seems like a XKCD / Randall Munroe "What if" kind of question. I.e., how long would a person survive if all of the water inside them was turned into wine?

I'd have Ubuntu stop forcing me to use Snaps.

I just refuse to watch any YT video where they make a face like this in the splash image.

OP, if this video is yours, sorry, but not very.

For those not from the US of A, we have a sporting goods chain called Dick's Sporting Goods.

I'm some kind of red green colorblind and I can't read it. I assume it says something nice about my people, yeah?

Because they are

But does it whip the llama's ass?

I think not.

• this is a really old Winamp reference for you younger folks.

This reminded me I play an online game with a guy who signs in as Testicles, the Greek philosopher.

He is 13 and his wiki page has an early life section. ☠️

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Gronk

I went down this rathole.

They first grind up the bugs they eat in their mouths, then they have a chamber with bacteria which further reduce their food, then their intestines finish the job.

ETA, since you all are such curious cats:

https://wildlifefaq.com/platypus-stomach/

and

https://platypus.asn.au/platypus-myths/

Thanks for taking one for the team and checking that out. I sure wasn't gonna

200 kph is 9,500 mph, for us Americans.

I'm going to start a community called, UnnecessarilyGenerational. This would be post #1.

Why don't stories like this EVER mention Lemmy?

Our Dutch lemming friends rn:

https://i.imgflip.com/8uldwf.jpg

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