Stomachs aren't necessary... You can jump straight to the large intestine. Even humans can survive like that
Obviously, they're useful. It's another stage of digestion, which means more energy and nutrients are extracted from your food. It widens your viable food sources, just like chewing does
"broken build" here likely refers to the phrase as defined by gamers to function as synonymous to "overpowered".
As in, "the build is so broken you can't/it is difficult to play against it". This phraseology could be used by either an ally or an enemy, but it contextually changes connotation from positive for allies to negative for enemies.
Build is often used as a shorthand for a character's combination of items, skills, and levels (as the various games define it).
They also don't have nipples (though do have mammary glands) and mother platypuses basically sweat milk through their skin for the pups to collect off their fur
So I guess that's partly why most mammals' milk glands are in the abdomen. Other than primates, I only know that elephants also have mammaries on the breasts
You got an ancestor that did that too. Part of why platypuses are so damn weird is because mammalian ancestors kept facing evolutionary bottlenecks. Platypuses are more like proto mammals than us placentals
And some of those same scientists later organized a mass slaughter of thousands of platypuses in order to determine if the stories about them were true. Science, bitches!
They first grind up the bugs they eat in their mouths, then they have a chamber with bacteria which further reduce their food, then their intestines finish the job.
The fact is that the platypus’s digestive tract does include a small expanded pouch-like section where one would normally expect a stomach to be located. The platypus’s stomach doesn’t secrete digestive acids or enzymes (Harrop and Hume 1980; Ordoñez et al. 2008), but does produce a mucus-rich fluid to assist nutrient absorption in the intestines (Krause 1971). Following on from the discussion of grinding pads above, it would seem that a platypus masticates food so thoroughly in its mouth that little additional processing is required before food reaches the intestines. Also, because a platypus consumes numerous small prey items over a period of many hours, its stomach doesn’t need to have a large holding capacity to accommodate infrequent large meals.
Yes, platypuses lost their stomach during evolution, so they basically grind food using gravel and their beak before sending it to the intestine, which has taken on some of the functions performed by stomachs in other animals.
Source
I meant the platypusses, but legit the number of times I’ve just been walking along a path and a snake has started thrashing around in the long grass next to me. All the snakes here are dead-in-eight-minutes type snakes.
And their venom HURTS. They’re not particularly deadly or anything but their venom will land you in the hospital or at least laid up in bed for a while. My stepmother grew up out in the bush in NSW the ‘70s and received one of the few recorded platypus envenomations and she described it as the most painful experience of her life. She said childbirth was a breeze compared to the platypus sting!
As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.
And echidnas.
I'm not sure if I'm and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.
the new coke v pepsi
Just be sure you don't mention echidna custard in front of Ken Penders.
Echidnas have a four-headed penis. You're welcome.
Just like normal humans, then?
Dark.
Also. Where can I try some?
DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
Wait…. People farm the weirdos?
It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market.
Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
I wonder how they'd be for pets.
I realize I shouldn't.
but. I kinda want one. They're cute.
(again, I realize I shouldn't!)
The human urge to domesticate anything that is slightly cute
Hell, we'll even try to domesticate things that are anything but cute, like crocodiles, fish and spiders
Er…no… Not me…
It can make it's own breakfast
yes but what about second breakfast
A full English breakfast ain’t shit once you’ve had the full platypus breakfast!
Also well known for foiling evil plots while wearing a fedora.
Hey? Where’s Perry?
fedora themed music starts playing
Do be do be do, bah
Do be do be do, bah
No stomach? Hadn't heard that one before
If something is too weird, some of the oddities tend to get overlooked.
I wonder how they process food.
Stomachs aren't necessary... You can jump straight to the large intestine. Even humans can survive like that
Obviously, they're useful. It's another stage of digestion, which means more energy and nutrients are extracted from your food. It widens your viable food sources, just like chewing does
An excellent example of spending your points all over the place and somehow ending up with an actually pretty broken build.
Platypus have been around for over 110 million years. Nothing broken about that build!
"broken build" here likely refers to the phrase as defined by gamers to function as synonymous to "overpowered".
As in, "the build is so broken you can't/it is difficult to play against it". This phraseology could be used by either an ally or an enemy, but it contextually changes connotation from positive for allies to negative for enemies.
Build is often used as a shorthand for a character's combination of items, skills, and levels (as the various games define it).
Thanks, I (mis-?) interpreted it as a gamers build that doesn't work because they spread abilities rather than min-maxing.
It's an odd one. At a guess, the idea is that the build is so good / powerful that it breaks the game (or, indeed, the meta) for everyone else.
So they were created about the same time as dinosaurs and flowers? Evolution was feeling really creative at that part of Cretaceous.
It's like a Swiss army knife of biological features
After the platypus, evolution started looking into input validation.
And they sweat milk!
What the hell?
If I remember correctly, they don't have mammalian glands and instead "sweat" thier milk for thier young.
They have glands but no nipples.
They must have glands. Unless they have milk for blood.
Why... Wh- what? Do you sweat blood?
... you don't?!
It’s blood-comma-sweat, not “blood sweat”.
*their x 2.
So are they really mammals?
They’re monotremes.
Definitely. I for one accept our fellow mammal platypuses.
https://youtube.com/shorts/MYwgoGQBQXg
The UV light thing wasn't discovered (or at least published) until 2020.
Phineas and Ferb ended in 2015.
Valid reason to bring it back.
They did bring it back lol
And guess what color they fluoresce.
They also don't have nipples (though do have mammary glands) and mother platypuses basically sweat milk through their skin for the pups to collect off their fur
what the fuck
So I guess that's partly why most mammals' milk glands are in the abdomen. Other than primates, I only know that elephants also have mammaries on the breasts
You got an ancestor that did that too. Part of why platypuses are so damn weird is because mammalian ancestors kept facing evolutionary bottlenecks. Platypuses are more like proto mammals than us placentals
It is worth mentioning that when the first stuffed sample of platypus was sent to Britain, the scientists thought it is a joke.
And some of those same scientists later organized a mass slaughter of thousands of platypuses in order to determine if the stories about them were true. Science, bitches!
it all started from laughter to slaughter.
No stomach?! Does food go straight to the colon?
I went down this rathole.
They first grind up the bugs they eat in their mouths, then they have a chamber with bacteria which further reduce their food, then their intestines finish the job.
ETA, since you all are such curious cats:
https://wildlifefaq.com/platypus-stomach/
and
https://platypus.asn.au/platypus-myths/
so whats the chamber between the mouth and intestine called?
https://platypus.asn.au/platypus-myths/
Sooo, "gullet"?
A pseudo-stomach? IDK...
I think since it's using bacteria and not acid, it's not a "stomach", just performs the same type of function.
Oh, is it like a gizard type of thing sort of?
Thanks for doing so, did you figure out why they glow?
Lol, I think that's only in the cartoon, eh.
Shit your being downvoted, now I have to go look myself.. if I don't return I likely have been abducted by egg laying mammals
Yes, platypuses lost their stomach during evolution, so they basically grind food using gravel and their beak before sending it to the intestine, which has taken on some of the functions performed by stomachs in other animals. Source
Like the universe got lazy and hit the "Randomize for me" button instead LMAO
Will Wright took one look at this thing in an encyclopedia in 2001 and immediately started planning Spore.
Seeing living platypus is high on my bucket list, I'm still not convinced it's not a hoax
You can just go see one at the zoo; they're usually with the marsupials and chupacabras.
Sure they're not with the pumas?
What did I tell you about making up animals?
🤔
I thought you put capybara and just kinda thought you were also implying they were a pseudo SCP.
You're very unlikely to see one in the wild, they're nocturnal and their burrow entries are under creek banks
In zoos they live in the nocturnal animal section, probably swimming
Ok who’s got pics of the glowing platypus?
Hell yeah
And that's the reason you can only find platypuses in Australia.
You don’t see them though. The national park boards say “look for ripples in the water!”.
If you see ripples, you’re about to die.
Well, if you live in Australia, you're about to die... So many deadly things always just round the corner, or under the seat!
Yeah, but from which threat? Snake? Spider? Swimming kangaroo?
I meant the platypusses, but legit the number of times I’ve just been walking along a path and a snake has started thrashing around in the long grass next to me. All the snakes here are dead-in-eight-minutes type snakes.
I would rather Australian risks than those of bears and big cats
Aussie snakes try to keep away from people, they aren't aggressive.
Our spiders are so like those elsewhere (compare Redback to black widow)
You're unlikely to see a kangaroo in water. If you do, keep away from it just like you keep away from wild animals anyway
Creationists: gOd WoRkS iN mYsTeRiOs WayS
God was tripping balls that day
I wish we could go back to that era of memes.
Meme the change you wish to see in the world. :p
Truly the "Kings Cup" of animals.
And Dan Povenmire was the first to discover the florescence. People Perry the platypus was more scientifically accurate than you thought.
When you cheat and choose all the perks in the character creator.
It's a Pokémon. And so far, the only one with at least 4 types: water, poison, flying and electric. How the fuck can you even counter it?
Got a 2x weakness to electric and psychic or a 4x to smackdown>earthquake
It is the Avatar.
Oddly enough, there hasn't been a true platypus Pokémon.
It's also adorable! Also, the babies are called platypups!
I'm curious now how a mammal develops in an external egg. The process seems so weird.
Bin parts build
Just the males, iirc.
They have venomous spurs in their hind feet used in chasing off other males.
And their venom HURTS. They’re not particularly deadly or anything but their venom will land you in the hospital or at least laid up in bed for a while. My stepmother grew up out in the bush in NSW the ‘70s and received one of the few recorded platypus envenomations and she described it as the most painful experience of her life. She said childbirth was a breeze compared to the platypus sting!
I guess they subscribe to the "if they're still alive, they'll tell others how much it sucked, and we'll be bothered less." theory.
They also have spikes in their hind legs that they use to deliver an extremely painful venom that can paralyze small animals.
I'd like to be, oooohhhh my favorite animal
I want to be, oooohhhh my favorite animal
I'd be a platypus, for you
And it has natural eyeliner
I like how cats have thay too. Soo adorable.
Glows under UV, AND is Fluorescent? Remarkable.
Yeah that raised an eyebrow. For anyone whose eyebrows remained unraised, fluorescence is glowing under UV.
May they said it "twice" because they actually fluoresce under green light as well?
/s
No stomach?!
So it seems: https://www.livescience.com/41661-why-platypus-wont-regain-stomach.html
Beaver-tailed you say? https://youtube.com/watch?v=P9FRxokO2so
Ze Frank is still making videos?
Mind blown, in a good way.
YES!! This is the content in here to see.
bro heard about Darwin and went “imma try everything then!”
God's four year old kid got to move the evolution knobs for a day.
Platypussies*
These folks do a great job with nature shorts https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Zxf2MgYCOm0
Platypodes