I am still complaining, but now I blame the managers

It makes more sense when we assume it's software development terminology instead. Alpha means the software is immature and full of issues.

I am a release candidate male.

Ctrl + Shift + V pastes without formatting on Windows

Smartphones. Most people don't need to buy the latest and greatest iPhone every year.

Musk started out as just a dick then turned full fascist. I bet Jobs wouldn't be too far behind if he was alive.

The guy died from a treatable cancer because he listened to a health guru instead of doctors. I bet he would be an antivax idiot gulping down horse dewormer to prevent COVID-19 if was alive today.

We all know there won't be a Deck 3. So I hope they take their time on making the second one perfect.

Pretty sure he and many actors do this to mess with paparazzi

Reminds of a South Park game where the difficulty slider is the character skin color slider

Their hardware is also garbage. My MX Anywhere 3 lasted only two years. I had no brand Chinese mice that lasted longer.

When my sister got her doctorate, she told her kids now they can no longer call her mama, now it's dr. mama

The best thing about this gen so far is the rise of handheld PCs, like the Steam Deck and ROG Ally. I mostly play on the Deck nowadays, while the PS5 gathers dust.

I once went on a date with a girl and when I got to the bar there were four of her friends at the table! They left once they made sure I wasn't a murderer.

Didn't they pull the same shit back when they changed the company name to Meta?

"Open up! This is the Cat Distribution System. Do not resist!"

From my experience working for a management consulting firm. It's more like everyone knows what the problems are and how to fix them, but they are too scared of screwing up to do something about it.

So they hire a consultancy company to tell them what they already knew and take the blame if something goes wrong.

"No one ever gets fired for hiring McKinsey"

I had a girl do that on our first date. She was feeling insecure because she never dated online before. Once she felt comfortable with me, her friends left.

I use fuck to fix typos

That would explain Elon Musk being concerned about the Sun engulfing Earth a billion years from now

The reward for hard work is more work

Happened when management started treating the IT department like crap and demanding we work overtime with no extra pay. Almost all the experienced developers left in the spam of a year.

Before I left, I told them they would never be able to assemble such a good team again. Four years later and they are still struggling to keep the department running, according to a friend that chose to stay. The few developers they are able to hire are either terrible or quit after a while.

I get the feeling the same will happen in my current job :/