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this is why I have trust issues
IIRC they just moved that text elsewhere
edit: MY BAD I RECALLED INCORRECTLY
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this is why I have trust issues
IIRC they just moved that text elsewhere
edit: MY BAD I RECALLED INCORRECTLY
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Big Balls Clapped
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Why would you tolerate a fascist?
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Please pick a password starting with ad and ending with min
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The problem is that you (hopefully) hash the passwords, so they all end up with the same length.
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asking lemmy to 'Draw a duck and share your art'
It's more goose than duck, but I like it. It's also pretty fat :)
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TIL that orgasm via masturbation or sex can provide relief for sinus pressure and nasal congestion.
Oh yeah!
Before I had septum surgery and I'd get constant congestion I thought that jerking off actually helped me to breath better. Honestly I actually thought it was placebo, nut apparently not!
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TOML
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carthinazation
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I mean... even I did
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No, it's psyduck.
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Ok, wait. I regularly take a 1.5km (close to a mile) path uphill that I need 20min to walk (and people say I'm a fast walker). How are you all walking so fast? I need to wait for trafic semaphores and stuff, but how can walking almost 5km (more than 3 times my path) take only twice as long?
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Thia better not awaken anything in me
Talking about bathing in pasta, there's a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.
He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn't have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:
Sadly I couldn't find a good photo
EDIT: He did this for a magazine picturing all capital sins. His was glutony
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Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google
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When search results are just links to content related to a topic, the provider isn't responsible for the accuracy of the content, which is created by others.
Maybe google should try to make a service that just shows links to useful pages to answer the search requests.
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TIL that this cartoonish piranha catching technique actually works
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It's a great threat
also it's food
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*Permanently Deleted*
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While the actual speed police said you are already over the limit
god I don't understand speeding
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Let's cute up our day.
my dog on my brother's armchair
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Alabama Church Calls Blacks Who Vote for Trump 'Ignorant Stupid N----' Who Will Bring Back Slavery
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Don't go there, that ally is very dangerous, you will get mugged.
It's not a threat, it's a warning about other people.
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The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma
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That's why they won't pull the lever, and that's why you should.
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Please pick a password starting with ad and ending with min
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Also rate of the requests. A normal user isn't sending a 1 MiB password every second
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This site is so much fun
::: spoiler Transcription
Explain why a coconut is a mammal.
coconuts have fur and a soft white inside flesh, the fur is similar to hair that humans and other mammals have. Mammals are filled with sweet clear liquid just like a coconut is. Coconuts also evolved from beavers, that is why they have brown rough fur and stay close to trees. If you eat the flesh of the coconut you will see that it has the same taste as human flesh, thus further cementing its place as the top mammal in all of nature. Next time you are somewhere tropical ask a local if they have tried "one of small furry mammals, you know a coconut...i crave its flesh and juice" :::
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A fun anti-monopoly law and anti-enshitification measure would be that once you hit 50% of market share you are forced to link to alternatives on your page
I think forcing interoperability between similar services would help with this. No more company-specific printer ink. No more "exclusive" chat services.
If a service is bad you can just change it without having to change who still use it/what uses it
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After a particularly annoying update today
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While it's true that's a progess bar is guessing (since it doesn't know what would take more time in your computer). It should still finish when at 100%
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TIL that orgasm via masturbation or sex can provide relief for sinus pressure and nasal congestion.
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lmao I won't edit it