Adult size! That's a relief. Anyway, goodbye forever.

I suspect it's just an autocorrect typo for "beginning to work".

The gag here is that the person replying "1" has misinterpreted the message as "Bro, I have diabetes. Type the number 1 with your keyboard."

Another variation:

Cemex decision by the NLRB.

However, if an employer who seeks an election commits any unfair labor practice that would require setting aside the election, the petition will be dismissed, and—rather than re-running the election—the Board will order the employer to recognize and bargain with the union.

Any recommendations for a Hyprland refugee? Thinking of trying out niri...

hello 3d cursor 👀

Stored in memory is still stored.

Given what I know about how computers accept user input, I am fascinated to hear what the alternative is.

I, too, require great and accurate science communication in my funny JPEGs

Along these lines, I recently learned:

Painstakingly is pains + takingly (as in "took great pains"), not pain + stakingly.

Helicopter is helico + pter ("spiral wing"), not heli + copter.

In linguistics, this phenomenon is called rebracketing.

fyi the comment you're replying to is a reference to Spiders Georg

one time i had a fever dream that was like, "I know how to fix this, I'll just ssh in and see what's up" :|

Got 'em!

It's a mock search engine results page.

Click on the link with the text "then it shows me something" to continue.

Omit the "and", and you've got it; otherwise, a regular old comma would be the right punctuation there.

Anyone else remember mysqlgame?

The FTC issued a nationwide ban on noncompete agreements on April 23.

What if we

At the department of

Are you thinking of cerebral achromatopsia, rather than congenital achromatopsia? As far as I can tell, rod monochromats really do see in grayscale.