old people at work. usually they haven't plugged it in or they can't figure out how to click the button that says "start video" or it's pointing at the ceiling

yo those are legit socks

insert picture of car repair book cover "this engine is woke"

how do you think he got so rich in the first place

evangelical christian in beijing...

yeah well I still think OP is right

your girlfriend is your sister?

so brave of you to save merry christmas i cried

what about fake em dashes (two en dashes --)

who am I kidding I just spam semicolons anyway

to make an apple pie from scratch...

the fact that theology is even a concern is a big red flag for me dawg

Cunningham's Law states "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

I like the suggestion of piracy as an approach...

I hear Anna has an archive of said work...

bugs bunny meme our engine

no ethical consumption under capitalism...

don't really understand spectator sports either

fax

i'm just a temporarily embarrassed billionaire when i get rich i don't want to pay taxes