lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbypotoooooooo 🥔 I think my search is finally over!View original on lemmy.world824Comments34
TTouchMacaque lemmy.ca7Hide 7 repliesI hope they made out and jacked eachother off in the closet, otherwise I don't think the friendship will last.95
potoooooooo 🥔 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesHe seemed interested, but he was still in the closet, you know, and just wouldn't come out.64
FFireRetardant replylemmy.worldHe was being a dick. He wouldn't let me have a turn in the closet. I had to fuck the girl myself it was so exhausting.13
�🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉 lemmy.worldIt is obvious the closet dude didn't cheat on your girl, he's gay, sad that he still in the closet.38
bbrown567 sh.itjust.works5Hide 5 repliesI'm getting old... I read "my girl" and initially assumed he meant "my daughter" XD38
MMesophar replypawb.social2Hide 2 repliesHe wrote it possessive, but was lazy and didn't add the apostrophe7
IImgurRefugee114 replyreddthat.com3Hide 3 repliesHow else are you supposed to meet them? I always file my requisition forms through certified intermediaries.55
potoooooooo 🥔 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThe proposals were on display at the local planning office on Alpha Centauri for 50 Earth years!21
yyoucantreadthis replyquokk.au2Hide 2 repliesOkay but if you stick to metamours you know you'll always have some likes in common and stuff to talk/conspire about its a valid friend making tool9
vvelma replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyIt’s a valid friend making tool, but men also rely heavily on their women partners for socialization. There should be a balance.3
yyoucantreadthis replyquokk.auThat's really valid I don't think I interact with any straight or cis men on a regular basis so I forget how weird and bad they are6
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldi do at my girlfriend's house. my wife just doesn't approve of that.4
ExtremeDullard piefed.social2Hide 2 replies is so you don't piss all over the seat is so you watch the game and shut the fuck up Why do you look in her closet? 9
VVespair lemmy.zipPfft, the dudes sleeping with your girlfriends are not the same dudes regularly watching ESPN, I promise you3
I hope they made out and jacked eachother off in the closet, otherwise I don't think the friendship will last.
He seemed interested, but he was still in the closet, you know, and just wouldn't come out.
But he would be gay about the situation if it happened
He was being a dick. He wouldn't let me have a turn in the closet. I had to fuck the girl myself it was so exhausting.
wouldn't they need to come out of the closet first? at least to each other.
everyone needs an Andy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AkZNU5ISkY
Suddenly poly
It is obvious the closet dude didn't cheat on your girl, he's gay, sad that he still in the closet.
I'm getting old...
I read "my girl" and initially assumed he meant "my daughter" XD
Because he wrote the plural
He wrote it possessive, but was lazy and didn't add the apostrophe
duh
Yes, I was adding onto your comment for people that might not understand.
You're also either Polish or just very millenial
lol you don’t need women to make friends with other guys
How else are you supposed to meet them? I always file my requisition forms through certified intermediaries.
The proposals were on display at the local planning office on Alpha Centauri for 50 Earth years!
Beware of the leopard.
I always meet my friends through my local sex offender database :D
Okay but if you stick to metamours you know you'll always have some likes in common and stuff to talk/conspire about its a valid friend making tool
It’s a valid friend making tool, but men also rely heavily on their women partners for socialization. There should be a balance.
That's really valid I don't think I interact with any straight or cis men on a regular basis so I forget how weird and bad they are
i do at my girlfriend's house. my wife just doesn't approve of that.
Just a dog.
Or Grindr.
Giving credit is cool.
3.for friends. you never read Narnia?
I'm in it to meet Mr. Tumnus and the Turkish delights.
Giggidy
Goo
World needs more innocent guys like u ❤️🤣
Pfft, the dudes sleeping with your girlfriends are not the same dudes regularly watching ESPN, I promise you
Her name? Ophelia