100% Staged.

The DNC only likes corporate bootlickers that are completely out of touch with constituents.

Shaggy is super high to eat like that.

Remember kids! The only purpose of police throughout history is to protect the property and wealth of the owning class. This is one way they achieve that goal.

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No. This is an excuse to boost his plummeting numbers and use more heavy handed security practices and remove human rights. Just like the fake assassination attempt that they murdered two people for during the campaign.

I'm tired boss...

It would be a shame if the builders had to restart their work every day...

Whenever I see this duo come up over the years, I often wonder what came of them. Are they alive? Are they in prison for a long career of crime and mayhem? Or, did they turn their life around and settle down together, starting a little family in a quaint cottage on the coast of New Jersey.

When are these reports, with all of their stats and analysis, just admit that this all by design. We're all just slaves to the owning class.

They both are. It's clear they have never fired a weapon before. They might shoot at someone, but they're not hitting anything unless by accident. Which is the likely outcome for these chuckleheads.

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