i mean if certain people end up locked in a specific ballroom when we sink said island to the deepest part of the pacific (yes i know it's in el Caribe right now that's what makes this plan so much fun i just have to actually dream up a plan) i would maybe dance a little
Unfortunately the real audience of this isn't intelligent enough to understand it being staged. It may be less effective than the bleeding ear, but they will drink the cool-aid long enough to forget the Epstein files & high gas prices to give him a bump in approval ratings.
Whether the effect will last long enough for the midterms, who knows.
“Trump has Biden in the figure 4 leg lock!” “It looks like it’s all over…”
“Wait!”
“It’s Epstein coming off the top rope!”
“1! 2! 3!” *ding, ding, ding!
“Epstein reclaims the Caribbean Championship!”
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100% Staged.
It's like they got their new fixers from Temu.
They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
At least this time they didn't kill anyone to do it.
Guy was killed.
Edit: no one was killed, why is this getting up votes?
Ah shit. Last I read there were no victims stated in the recent incident.
Staaaaaaaged. So obvious. The dick-tater wanted their cash, not to be socialize with those types
I'm OOTL, what happened?
Correspondents dinner. Trump got "shot at". They missed. World is still burning.
Trump didn't get shot at.
The shooter didn't even get into the Correspondants Dinner, only the building entry and into the security checkpoint.
Oh, well too bad
there were shots in the same building that they could hear in the room.
i think that's what happened. not sure who fired them. let's say the coast guard.
Again? And missed, again?
Yes. And sadly, yes.
He wasn't even shot at. It doesn't seem like they were even near him or in the same room.
And he's wearing the maxi pad again?
No, this time it's Depends.
Photoshop I'm sure
I’m hanging tampons from my ears now.
The magats are sticking them in their ears, deep. Most reportedly meet little resistance.
Don't lie
I look forward to coworkers slobbing on Trump on my Monday meeting 🙄
And then he fucking yapped about nothing for 20 minutes while everyone in the world just wanted to get back to the DEN/MIN game.
That fucker took the nuggets momentum! Such clear propaganda
Someone needs to build a Ballroom on a deserted island, that we can lock him in, so this never happens again.
Well technically…a ballroom was probably made on an island in the Caribbean…by a guy named Jeff, he might have known Donny but what do I know…
i mean if certain people end up locked in a specific ballroom when we sink said island to the deepest part of the pacific (yes i know it's in el Caribe right now that's what makes this plan so much fun i just have to actually dream up a plan) i would maybe dance a little
A guy named "Jeff" you say? Would you perhaps have any "documents" that could verify Jeff had an island? O_o
Send him to Tau Seti
Unfortunately the real audience of this isn't intelligent enough to understand it being staged. It may be less effective than the bleeding ear, but they will drink the cool-aid long enough to forget the Epstein files & high gas prices to give him a bump in approval ratings.
Whether the effect will last long enough for the midterms, who knows.
At this rate I expect em to go the wrestling antics approach.
arrives on the podium all messed up with clothes torn
“I just got attacked by the fake news on my way over here”
crowd boos
“But I didn’t stand for that and laid the smack down!”
pathetic old man flexing
crickets
“Trump has Biden in the figure 4 leg lock!” “It looks like it’s all over…” “Wait!” “It’s Epstein coming off the top rope!” “1! 2! 3!” *ding, ding, ding! “Epstein reclaims the Caribbean Championship!”