Wait, why is Weird Al making videos about magic beds in the first place?

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Look. I don’t support vaporizing Gazans and I also feel rather impotent to do anything about it. I also think things are broken and our county needs some major systemic changes to give power back to the people.

And I support the ‘uncommitted’ vote in the primary to send a clear message to Biden.

But don’t kid yourself with this ‘both sides are the same’ stuff.

Biden will, at the very, very least, try to reduce suffering where he can. And that may be pathetically little.

But this is the other side that WILL come to power if you (and I mean you) don’t vote for Biden this fall:

Trump breaks silence on Israel's military campaign in Gaza: 'Finish the problem'

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-israel-gaza-finish-problem-rcna141905

Fucking finally.

I think it’s insane that married people keep separate finances in the first place. I know lots of people do it, though.

But it’s unfathomable to me that you would be sharing a life, home, and child with someone and not even have financial transparency.

I’d be pushing very hard for total transparency.

Which she did. FTFY.

It’s telling you right on screen. Battery service recommended.

Means the battery’s shot. They don’t last forever.

Google how to replace it yourself, see if you’re up for it. If not, find a service to do it. Doesn’t have to be (probably shouldn’t be) the Apple Store. You’re LOONG out of warranty.

Idk if I’m the right one to help here…

But don’t take a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Maybe the 101st job will come through. Maybe your new bff is going to appear tomorrow. Idk.

The thing I do know is that nothing is permanent. Good or bad. Except death. Options are spiraling out into the future in front of you and this, too, shall pass.

Appreciate your past self - they overcame a lot to get you here.

Forgive your current self - they’re doing their best in trying times.

And trust your future self to make the best of what times come next.

A communication disruption can mean only one thing: INVASION!

Welp. Seems I’m an idiot. I’m very much a Unix noob so assumed it was something that Unix I didn’t understand rather than check the physical card again.

I was definitely shipped an nvidia card, not the amd I bid on! So case opened with eBay!

Sorry for the dumb question. Thanks for the great help.

Stay tuned for my next dumb question. :)

Speakers don’t hum, stereos (and other sources) do. Cheap stereos use cheap components. Cheap components are electronically noisy and poorly shielded and hum.

I continue pooping in the next stall over.

A communication disruption can mean only one thing: INVASION!

Raised. By. Wolves.

Battery pack accepts incoming USB-C charging. You can apparently daisy chain chargers together with any USB-C battery pack that can output the right power.

Dune over Hyperion all day. But you should really read A Deepness in the Sky. Everyone should.

This is the way.

I do this every night with 2 pills. I just did it 3 minutes ago, in fact.

Lay cat in lap. Grab head and kinda hold/lightly pinch cheeks with left hand. With right hand force your fingers pinching the pill into the back of the throat. Push it as far back as quickly as you can with your pointer finger. Hold him to make sure it gets swallowed.

Apologize and give him a little scratch and kiss.

Skeleton crew has been a blast so far. Especially if you were raised on 80s kid adventure movies.

I hate Trump so very deeply. There is nothing redeeming about him or what he’s done to this country.

That being said, at least this quote you shared (the article is paywalled) is very obviously Turd saying that Biden’s vote totals beat Obama’s, from their respective elections, in swing states. But did not beat Obama’s numbers in non-swing states.

He’s trying to imply that this is proof that there was election rigging in those swing states and that’s the reason Biden’s totals exceed Obama’s previous totals.

I don’t think it makes those of us who ducking hate Turd look like we have a strong case when we willfully misread what a reasonable person can tell Turd was trying to say and then say it’s evidence that Turd is demented.

Trump IS a demented racist fraud. I hope he chokes to death on this KFC while I’m typing this…. But let’s make a stronger case with actually demented statements and not refuse to understand what’s in plain sight here.

No. That’s Reese Withermug.