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Lake diaper
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He's already so full of shit. Why would you want to add even more?
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Lake diaper
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He's already so full of shit. Why would you want to add even more?
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'Merica, with all its diversity
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Yep.
Why bother traveling anywhere in this country? Anywhere you go, you haven't left.
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Little guy scared the crap out of me this morning.
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I have the same opinion.
I think that as a society, we have become far too dependent on having something playing in our ears at all times, almost as if we're afraid of being with our own thoughts.
When I am out walking, it's just me and the sounds of whatever is happening around me. Don't just hear, but listen to the birds, distant vehicles, a dog barking, wind in the trees, and in this case, a rattlesnake looking for something to nibble on.
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Hello Children
Soon
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What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?
Physical buttons in cars for radio and environment settings.
There used to be a time when I could have my hand on the gear shifter and just reach out with my fingers to change radio stations or adjust the heat or a/c without needing to look down at all.
Now with modern touchscreens in cars, you can't do any of that. I have gotten used to playing with the radio via the steering wheel buttons, but anything else requires hunting around, looking for the correct spot to touch the screen.
And yet they say, "don't take your eyes off the road!"
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Cloudflare Employee records her final meeting where HR tries to fire her
If anyone ever thinks differently, this video should convince you.
If you work for a corporation, you are not a person with a name, you are a number. And that number is the amount of money given to you as pay and benefits.
And when the corporation no longer likes your number, you can be unceremoniously shown the door, regardless of your past performance.
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YouTube is experimenting with server-side ads
I wouldn't even mind the ads if they just played maybe one per three or four videos. That would still bring in a massive amount of money without pissing everyone off.
Instead we get up to two ads every couple of minutes.
It's all about blatant greed.
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That's adorable
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, and bathroom.
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Sotomayor Offers a Preview of What Trump Could Do as President
Trump, Trump, Trump. "All these things Trump could do..."
How about, Biden could have Trump assassinated as a political rival.
Done and done.
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I can't explain it either
Forget oil. She needs to be speaking for the milk industry.
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I was handed this lovely flyer while grocery shopping
Funny how surgeons don't seem to have the problems this flyer describes.
And I better not open this person's closet and find a single scarf.
How anyone can still believe this shit just confounds me.
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Why are barns in the United States often red?
I asked my 79 y/o mother if she knew. She didn't even blink. "Because they're not blue."
Impossible to argue with that logic.
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First Presidential Debate Megapost!
What the fuck are the moderators even there for?
So much time is being taken with, "let me keep talking about the question from ten minutes ago and ignore what you just asked."
Sorry people with children. The question that focused on your issues were just skipped over.
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Something about incentives
We're truly fucked as a society if the word "stole" offends/triggers/shocks anyone.
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Trump documents case dismissed by federal judge
And he slides out of another one.... Fucker is so slippery that even bullets don't stick.
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I’m lucky to be alive after sustaining ‘car crash injuries’ tripping over my cat
I once worked with a guy who had an accident and all we heard was that he broke his leg and would be away for a few weeks.
He came back after having two surgeries, a bunch of hardware placed in his leg and he had to roll around on one of those scooter devices.
"Omg man! What happened??"
"I tripped over my dog..."
"What kind of dog do you have?"
"A dachshund..."
"Well that will never work. You need to tell everyone that you were mauled by a bear, or fell out of a second story window saving a baby from a fire. Something cool."
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Critics accuse ailing McConnell of using autopen to sign disaster request
Only three more days until he dies.
News websites will be running headlines on August 4th about how he snuck out of bed in the middle of the night, somehow got up six flights of stairs, and then suddenly tumbled down them.
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Measles is a 'heat-seeking missile' experts warn as Florida outbreak grows
If only we had vaccines for this.
Oh, wait.
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Workplace well-being initiatives don't boost employee mental health
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Time to start seeing just how "mandatory" they're talking.
That or I would just have one stock answer every week. "I like to keep my personal life out of your fucking meetings."
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Child medicine
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It took me until my 20s before I could swallow pills without gagging and spitting out water.
Then one day something just clicked and since then, no problem.
I can do one, two or even eight at a time like it's nothing.