Extreme paranoia about being pushed down in the algorithm because of puritanical social media platforms not liking certain words would be my guess. Bathroom = toilet = penis/vagina/ass = demotion in the algorithm.
I can't prove it but that's my theory. Either way, if a platform punishes you for saying innocent words, and you are obsessed with maximising the reach of your shitposts, then the platform is shit and you are an idiot.
Boy and girl are on a date.
Boy has to go to the bathroom.
While leaving to go to the bathroom, he looks over his sholder at the girl.
He sees girl is pulling his chair closer to hers, so that when he returns, they'll sit closer to one another.
Research suggests we are subconsciously drawn to the body odours of people who have different Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) genes than our own—a biological trick to ensure healthy, genetically diverse offspring. -- google et al
In short, there is a biological basis for interest in those sweaty pits, at the strategic level of survival.
So if I spray my armpits with WILDLY different genes and odors, like fish saliva or snake piss, I will be more attractive? Thanks science, I am gonna try it immediately.
To snakes and fish, yeah. I used to use old spice and bees would try to drink my eye juices, no joke. I also wore Hawaiian shirts. Coincidence? I think maybe.
Why is bathroom censored?
Extreme paranoia about being pushed down in the algorithm because of puritanical social media platforms not liking certain words would be my guess. Bathroom = toilet = penis/vagina/ass = demotion in the algorithm.
I can't prove it but that's my theory. Either way, if a platform punishes you for saying innocent words, and you are obsessed with maximising the reach of your shitposts, then the platform is shit and you are an idiot.
Mods arrest this one
Blue footed booby
You're on thin ice, bucko
Here are some great tits, bro.
Nah, thats one great tit and one blue tit. They're different species.
I don't think it's a theory, I'm pretty sure that YouTube and Instagram would demonitize or shadow ban you if you use some of these words.
Probably to drive engagement from people like you asking why bathroom is censored
I would bet my r*ght nut that this is the real reason
Why would you censor “raght” it’s not even a word?
Probably to drive engagement from people like you
Depends on what accent you're reading with. That boy ain't raght I tell ya hwat.
There it is again why you putting so much emphasis on the ‘h’
Is that one dill or bread and butter pickled I want to know what I'm betting on
Because op is a slave to the algorithm.
I can't believe you just typed it out like that
Like wtf that is our word
Can I say bathr**m if its the lyrics in a song I like?
Hey watch your language!
WC
What about the World Cup?
Oh no Jimmy, now everyone in the bus started masturbating. Please stop saying these naughty words
No! Arrrrroooooooommmmm!
"Bathroom" is a political thing in the US.
Insanity is the only acceptable answer.
Bro you can't just type problematic shit like that. You'll get banned from the Internet. Spell it like this bathr00m to get around filters.
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, and bathroom.
Fickity-fuck Fickity-fuck
I love bathr😁😁ms. I love the concept of a bathr😁😁m. I love to take that concept and reduce it to an object.
I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat
69 assholes tied in a knot
Hooray
Lizard shit
Fuck!
You're under arrest.
Dumb fuck, cum truck, tummy tuck, titty fuck. Bong rips, vape hits, fake tits, suck my dick!
i thought they were usually bolted to the ground because of the piping
These should be standard in honeymoon suites. So romantic.
Ohhh, subtle dig. Masterful.
Extra points if you catch her sniffing it.
can anyone translate the bottom part for me? i dont understand
Boy and girl are on a date. Boy has to go to the bathroom. While leaving to go to the bathroom, he looks over his sholder at the girl. He sees girl is pulling his chair closer to hers, so that when he returns, they'll sit closer to one another.
WHOA HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT SAY BATHR**M
Gotta censor anything that could possibly offend anyone for any reason no matter how dumb.
Also engagement bait never hurts.
I’m so fucking offended
This is true. I am a little crippled butt. I tried to say bathr**M and they chopped off all my arms and legs and heads and torsos.
oh i just had to read it like 5 times. i guess she pulled the seat closer to her seat as they were walking to the restroom? thats cute
She wants to be able to smell if they've washed their hands. Or she a freak and wants a good post-potty whiff.
Or if your Violet8 you want to smell those sweet pits.
plenty of people are into that apparently
In short, there is a biological basis for interest in those sweaty pits, at the strategic level of survival.
So if I spray my armpits with WILDLY different genes and odors, like fish saliva or snake piss, I will be more attractive? Thanks science, I am gonna try it immediately.
To snakes and fish, yeah. I used to use old spice and bees would try to drink my eye juices, no joke. I also wore Hawaiian shirts. Coincidence? I think maybe.
naturally yeah. what i was trying to say is that people that are super into it, like on a conscious level, arent uncommon.
My loam is burning what are we talking about?
Meanwhile she's muttering "this idiot's sitting in the aisle..."
I don't understand. What seat? What's the setting/location of the date?
I assumed a restaurant, but I suppose it could be anywhere. She was into him, so she scooted his chair so that he'd have to sit closer to her.