I don't like the plateau at the end

Holy shit that's fucked up. Man basically just killed his own child (or encouraged his child to kill himself) in exchange for $100k.

D because of the huge variety in food, and the tiny chunk of Italy means I still technically get Italian food :)

OMG this is so real. I didn't realise waking up from a 'good' night's sleep and feeling miserable immediately was an ADHD thing.

'ignoring them is the best way to shut them down' haha lol, lmao even. I wish I could still believe this. As the other person said, silence only helps the oppressor.

Sarcasm doesn't work online if someone could say the exact same sentence in seriousness

ok listen i agree with the sentiment but this smacks of 'behold, i have presented myself as the chad and you as the soyjack, therefore i win!'

it's de-obfuscated, a human didn't write it (in that form) thankfully

...oh. ok i'm never ordering ice in anything again

omg it's not just wrong it's doubly wrong 😭. why was she allowed to teach

...a mass shooting that took place LESS THAN A DECADE AGO

'bone petite' these people aren't REAL

i've literally never seen 'systemctrl'? it's always ctl for the command-line utilities

pls lighten up, it's not that serious

THIS. The people who actually read the error messages aren't going to stop there, they're going to look up said error message, find a solution on their own, and continue with their day without having to interact with another human.

I mean, there are proven negative physical and mental effects to being overweight. None apply to everyone but in general being a healthy weight is, well, healthier

yay, drunk driving and no seatbelt for a double 'fuck myself and everyone else' combo

Elon Musk is a parody of himself

pls stop speaking

the author doesn't owe you any type of comic my guy 😭