I hope that girl gets free drinks in whichever pub she sets foot in.

Hey freedom-loving 'muricans over there in liberty land. Wanna hear a fun fact about those socialist hellholes across the pond? If you get sick, the government's got your back. Full pay. If you get really sick, the government's got your back. Your employer can't fire you, or they'll get in serious legal trouble with that nosey, meddling government. If you get so sick you can't work anymore, you're entitled to social benefits. That's what those high taxes go towards.

Similar to what Americans call a blooming onion, only that it's got a few more ingredients than just fat

If he starts leaving ectoplasm in random places around the house, he better get busy packing his things.

"Ok, the gear is all set up. Sir, ma'am, we'll need you to vacate the house until tomorrow morning. Ghostbusting is a very dangerous process, and we wouldn't want to see any harm come to you."

...

"They left?"

Unzips

"It's bustin time!"

Everyone should beg for meaningless, repetitive work... And they should be grateful for it.

If you disagree with anything the state of Israel does, you're an anti-semite. If you criticize someone for supporting the state of Israel in the midst of their crimes in Gaza, you're an anti-semite. In fact, anyone who doesn't swear loyalty and obedience to Benjamin Netanyahu and Itamar Ben Gvir are anti-semites.

Norway: kjøttkaker i brun saus (fried meatballs in gravy). "Grand Declaration of War" by Satyricon is a good introduction to Norwegian Black Metal. Any book by Jo Nesbø is a page turner, but if you want a true classic, go for Edda (collection of old Viking poems).

It makes noisy death metal fly through the air. If the tool worked back then, it can work now. I hope Ukraine will get better support, though. They're currently all that stands between Europe and the rabid dog in Moscow.

Heaven's sakes, I didn't need to imagine that just before bed.

The dad jokes department is over there, Sir.

Busting drug addicts will do ZERO to help the drug and crime problems. Even law enforcers will tell you that.

Those problems are so much more complex, and require fundamental reforms in social policies, mental healthcare, education, youth programmes, city planning etc. And then there's the issue of dealing with the gangs, smugglers and foreign organized syndicates bringing the stuff into the country.

Kids driving recklessly on scooters (which are often modified) are:

A) A danger to themselves

B) A danger to pedestrians they could crash into

C) A serious danger to cars that swerve to avoid them when they go out on the main road.

How to fix it... Am I gonna be the one to say it? Format your system drive, install Linux, be free.

Awesome, I just got a fancy new hat and learned Avada Kedavra. Gonna zoom around on my broom for a while

"Dental enamel has a unique structure, which gives enamel its remarkable properties that protect our teeth throughout life against physical, chemical, and thermal insults," said lead author Dr. Abshar Hasan

This man doesn't just disapprove of people mistreating their teeth, he is personally insulted by it. A true dentist.

It still boggles my mind that Americans believe this is normal.

Don't forget the Gentoo crowd

No functioning democracy allows their representatives to sit for twelve terms.