Spyke

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I'm so conditioned there's a streamer that I watch that uses that song and my first thought was to respond with the emojis

🔫 Bustin 🔫 Bustin 🔫 Bustin 🔫 Bustin 🔫

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what OP doesn't understand is it's not the masturbation that drives away the ghosts, it's the soft little femboy sounds he makes he jacks it that completely turn them off.

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Why do they hate it then

I believe it though. I was scared of ghosts and stuff as a kid and then I masturbated a lot as a teenager and stopped being scared of them completely

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lemmy.world

If he starts leaving ectoplasm in random places around the house, he better get busy packing his things.

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feddit.org

maybe ectoplasm was never real but an invention of the ghostbusting industry to cover up for their nutbusting

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"Ok, the gear is all set up. Sir, ma'am, we'll need you to vacate the house until tomorrow morning. Ghostbusting is a very dangerous process, and we wouldn't want to see any harm come to you."

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"They left?"

Unzips

"It's bustin time!"

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Chicken vs Egg: did anon discover they had a ghost fetish? Or is he going to develop a Pavlovian response and get horny from ghosts?

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Thats one way to stop his siblings from annoying him with the light switch.

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It's in his name, FFS. Besides, I told you he was a sloppy eater. That's on you. (All over, really.)

(ah, I missed the speaker part, sorry)

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