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What do you all think of Effective Altruism
I read that as effective autism and was very confused.
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What do you all think of Effective Altruism
I read that as effective autism and was very confused.
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Everything Makes Sense Now
Don't be a dick, strive instead to be a penis
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I mean for fucks sakes.
Unfortunately, in the context of the last 20 or so years, you're going to have to be a lot more specific.
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A cryptanalysis challenge for all skill levels! (ages 4+)
I thought it would be connect 4.
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An actual headline someone spent money to advertise
They knew
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Besides humans probably no other species on this planet comprehends the concept of hot or cooked food
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It ruins It! Give it to us raw and wwwrigling.
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Players are returning their Dispatch copies due to Switch censorship
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Female nipple. Male nipples are a-ok. 🙄
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This Company Will Add Phone, AirPod, and Smartwatch Trackers to License Plate Readers
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It's because law enforcement needs way less oversight to search a database through a subscription service than to get phone data from the telcos.
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everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space
Genuinely curious: why are you straining creamed corn? If you want corn kernels, why not buy that instead?
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Israel strikes Iran, no US involvement, US officials say
Except for the weapons we sold them, the intel reports we provided, etc, etc.
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everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space
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You can buy cans of just corn in water. Those are mostly full of corn, with water filling the space between. Creamed corn is a whole other thing, and while it has some corn kernels in it, it's mostly meant to be eaten as-is or used as-is in a recipe. The liquid in creamed corn is not meant to be discarded.
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US military bases in Gulf 'useless' after Iranian strikes, experts say
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That implies that a plan even existed.
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US to rewrite its past national climate reports
:waves hand: We've always been at war with Eurasia
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"Bro, CLEARLY this is a sign from the gods to build our capital in a swamp!"
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
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New ‘negative light’ technology hides data transfers in plain sight
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Security by obscurity is no security at all. If you can't publish the details of a system and have it still work, it was never secure in the first place.
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ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff
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They certainly can, law enforcement isn't a protected class. It might be bad for business, but nothing is stopping anyone from denying service to LEOs
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In 1920, a year before work began on the Reflecting Pool, the view toward the Lincoln Memorial looked like this.
I built this memorial up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Everyone said I was draft to build a memorial in a swamp.
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Greenlandic parties in joint statement: We do not want to be Americans. We are not Americans, we are not Danes, we are Greenlanders.
Oh there's no plans to make them Americans. They'll be made an unincorporated territory with no voting rights where the constitution doesn't fully apply. Not that it applies much anymore anyway.
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CISA credential leak raises alarms, and Capitol Hill demands answers
Capitol Hill asks politely for answers then hangs their head and moves on when they don't get any.
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US designates four European anti-fascist groups as terrorist threats
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And now I remembered we've got over 3 more years of this garbage to fight through.