And that's how I learned the difference between peeing IN the pool and peeing INTO the pool

I know a guy who was involved in some of those "experiments" and spent a considerable amount of time and money on them. He still is very adamant that it just proves that there is some other unknown confounding variable that just proves that the experiment was valid and that the designers of the flat earth already expected the experiments. It's really depressing. I used to really respect him when I was younger.

Me 2023: what's your favorite pikichu, son? The fire lizard one?

And lose weight with every amputation

Oooh boy, let me introduce you to the joy that is pediatric dentistry. I perform anesthesia at some peds dental places. Not unheard of to put full crowns or multiple extractions on kids under 3. I'm talking like at least one a day is that bad.

ChatGPT, write me a manifesto

Totally wouldn't work. We Americans believe in a brotherhood/sisterhood of suffering. If we suffered, we believe that others NEED to suffer as well. It's why nurses are terrible to new nurses, why so many people are against forgiving student debt, and why so many parents refuse to acknowledge their children's issues. It's all "I lived through it and it sucked, so you need to too," mentality. We didn't build compassion though suffering, we just wish it on others, too.

That's nice

My hospital once have us all savemart gift cards and the value was reflected in our paychecks. My gift card was empty when I went to use it...

Looks like the lab results weren't good

I had these in a few houses in Germany. I call them trophy shelf toilets.

They're eating the tribbles, they're eating the Alpha 177 Canines.

Never let a good tragedy go to waste

Revved up like a douche...

A soup can.

That's funny. That guy kind of looks like Tony Hawk. I wonder if he ever gets told that.

You can't just ask someone why they're ghaik.

My grandparents immigrated to the states on that ship. I really hope to dive the wreck someday.

I ask my wife and kids if they need someone to help problem solve or just listen. It's been a game changer.

I once had a spam caller call with my own number spoofed. Awkward.