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So wise.
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5 sweet dreams, got it
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So wise.
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5 sweet dreams, got it
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Scan to Verify You're Human
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Lmao so the captchas don't even do anything anyway. Except harass us.
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What do you call chips that are not yours?
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OP seeing the downvotes
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Anon on looks
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Sounds like they're getting laid at least, which is contrary to the typical incel narrative
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Came across something I made as a joke about 2 years ago
hamberder
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I didn't lose three times, I merely failed to win three times."
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Pugjesus does an awesome job but it's way above and beyond what's necessary. Grumpus otoh just drops memes and leaves us hanging and that's definitely not enough. I would settle for even just a fricken wikipedia link, but as it is I'm sadly on my way to just blocking grumpus because it's so infuriating.
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*Permanently Deleted*
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Presumably Lemmy. In which case it is also a dad joke.
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'Embarrassment': Mike Johnson skewered by colleague as 'worst House speaker in US history'
This guy is a POS.
But this story is "opposing party calls politician the worst ever."
Dumb gossipy bs
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ribberts
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When
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler I do that :::
they ribbert at me
Edit: fixed spoiler tag
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Seems like the obvious way to do it?
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It's their marinating fridge
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“Someone is REPEATEDLY trying to kill the king with poisoned bread! Arrest the miller and the baker!”
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This is the type of comment I want in my lemmy feed
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fake fan fox
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*play imagine being sung by random white celeb*
Meanwhile the real opposition is posting on Lemmy
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Ms Rachel calls out uncle tom
Here is what Obama wrote:
After two years of unimaginable loss and suffering for Israeli families and the people of Gaza, we should all be encouraged and relieved that an end to the conflict is within sight; that those hostages still being held will be reunited with their families; and that vital aid can start reaching those inside Gaza whose lives have been shattered. More than that, though, it now falls on Israelis and Palestinians, with the support of the U.S. and the entire world community, to begin the hard task of rebuilding Gaza — and to commit to a process that, by recognizing the common humanity and basic rights of both peoples, can achieve a lasting peace.
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Robot Kills Man After Mistaking Him for Box of Vegetables
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You're right, but the culture at any given plant might be hostile to doing things the right - safe - way.
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Early American penny, 1787 AD
Iirc the meaning was more "take care of your shit" than the modern "stop paying attention to me"
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Accurate
Kids need to use their bootstraps. I grew up on welfare, nobody gave me any handouts.
(Yes that was a real comment from a dumb fuck relative on Facebook)
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Why do big corporations get to claim losses, but small businesses can't?
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they get audited, at least, yearly by law
The IRS doesn't audit annually, companies hire 3rd party auditors. And it's not a tax requirement, it's a public-company requirement.
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Dio Brule
So uh I take it we aren't talking about this Dio here?
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He knows
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If I'm following the logic correctly, 1 sebtence = 2 sentences. So OP is correct.