I've been thinking about calling into one of those debate shows that asks for your pronouns and then makes fun of people who don't know what pronouns are. When they asked for my pronouns, I'd say I/me. When they asked what to call me, I'd switch to you/you. When they specified third person pronouns, I'd accuse them of wanting to talk about me behind my back. Just be as frustrating as possible without technically being wrong. I feel like it would be a fun break in between all of the flat earthers, racists, antivaxxers, and so on.