Bruh wtf💀

From now on you're french

Well looks like u got the best option

And then they blame us for not being able to tell where their 2 ton truck is going like MY BROTHER YOU'RE TURNING LEFT WHILE STARING AT THE LOT LIZARD 300 FEET AWAY ON THE RIGHT!!!!!

WALL-E situation coming to life day by day

"IT'S OUR JOB TO MAKE UP SHIT STORIES NOT YOURS!!!!!" -Onion to God

Storytime?

Well he is american, so something like this?

U either have to unemployed, paid enough money or have aloooot of free time to understand my diarrhea of an account

Krilin would like to have a word with you

Atleast your mum lets you finish a sentence even though she's a damn paperweight, my mum always gets a phone call whenever i start speaking and forgets about me instantly after that

Lmao they sound like the main characters of a 90's sitcom

I know how to spin a laptop on my finger

I guess he's trying to deep clean the pipes

These aren't just a texas thing. These are called chaps and are essentially work pants used by the cowboys all across the western united states and are made of different materials based on the weather

The man in the picture is wearing the same thing but its made of wool instead of leather cuz its cold af up in montana

https://www.mtmemory.org/nodes/view/101915

I blame it on the lizard people