we have the same, just in Orange. sometimes he is super clingy, but mostly super derpy

in the game there are not ppl alive anymore, but you use it to "dispose" a lot of angry turrets and eventually get the endboss to hurt themselves.

within US

it's nice to see that the answers basically all revolve about having someone useful in your hand instead of being good at killing things

i was just imagining myself, with severe adhd, forgetting that I'm holding something in my hand... xD

wasn't the entire second movie about the question, whether it's a weapon or a walk assistant?

you misspelled prostitution

it's called deflection, and offender-victim reversal. he simply learns from his buddy

good that ours don't throw furrballs. and other barfing one only did when he is eating to fast, which isn't the case anymore since we got a food labyrinth

for me it's similar. most of the night our orange boy is sleeping on my wife's legs, sometimes he changes to me, but usually not to long because i move to much. in the morning he is them doing all the effort to wake us up, from lying on your chest and purring, over licking your ear to chewing on my apnoe hose.. whatever works. our other cat used to sleep on us too, but he got annoyed to much that the orange one bothers him each time. recent addition is him climbing under my blanket and lying in front of me.

don't worry, we don't need AI for that

and you liked it?

apparently that's a popular kink nowadays

i needed to justify myself for almost everything i did during my education, just because they don't get what i do why. and i have a PhD in physics... but fundamental research is not particularly profitable.

always!

that's impressive

is over 9000!!!

maybe we can ask it, what to do about it?

same thing

I guess, the ones who make up BS for Internet points