Pretty sure me and another Lemmy were the first two men to meet here then fuck. Highly recommend.

Or “your honor”:

Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?

During a super strong part of my older-bro fetish, I met a guy who played along without breaking character…. until he asked “is this getting weird?”

I saved the day and said “not as long as dad doesn’t hear us fucking.” Ahh. As get *good as it gets.

The only public transportation he’s into is when he’s begging for a train

Small dick is good dick (hmu). So is large. But making fun of stuff

• people are born with and
• don’t like and
• can’t change

is garbage.

Best sticky wicket ever

My gym had open showers till recently. Even I don’t believe how many fucking awesome encounters happened there.

I literally had a short cry when they added stalls.

This is stupid hot — and a cross-cultural win–win

In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.

Also acceptable.

What a shame — I kinda love it

he/him/his here

but it/it/its in bed 💅

If you can be helpless, scared, and ready for more deposits than you can handle, then I can be the third or fourth guy in line to teach you a lesson, sure.

I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure

Living the dream

👋 I’m great at taking orders, cock, loads

He’s a king

You always post the hottest stuff

This is so awesome. I wish I had your body hair. And of course. Please let me sit on it and do all the work.

The two fathers I want to find myself between this year