gay·Gay: News, Memes and DiscussionbyDaGeek247 Truly, the more versatile name to useView original on kbin.social628Comments22
Jo Miran lemmy.ml"Make it so, number one." "Damnit Captain, I'm a doctor not a bottom!" "I'm not sure how much more of a pounding it can take captain." Yep. Checks out.57
jjoshoff lemmynsfw.com1Hide 1 replyOr “your honor”: Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?28
idunnololz replylemmy.worldI'm imagining a lawyer who did this and now has a problem of getting an erection every time they say "yes your honour" in court.8
ZZron lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAll of the great grandkids call my grandpa captain because he takes them fishing out on the boat. I’ll pass on this one14
mmeliaesc replylemmy.worldI was hoping it was your father so you'd be in the same situation either way.3
AAxiochus lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyCouldn't come up with a good pun involving seamen and poop decks 😒5
"Make it so, number one."
"Damnit Captain, I'm a doctor not a bottom!"
"I'm not sure how much more of a pounding it can take captain."
Yep. Checks out.
Oh captain, my captain!
Just a second, only a few more calibrations
SHUT UP, THE SHIP IS SINKING
Or “your honor”:
Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?
I'm imagining a lawyer who did this and now has a problem of getting an erection every time they say "yes your honour" in court.
Not incest but fraternization.
Fraternization with the enema.
All of the great grandkids call my grandpa captain because he takes them fishing out on the boat.
I’ll pass on this one
I was hoping it was your father so you'd be in the same situation either way.
Ride me.
You got it boss.
Also the exciting possibilities of rum, sodomy, and the lash?
They aren’t wrong
Couldn't come up with a good pun involving seamen and poop decks 😒
Unless both come out the same end.
Captain Daddy.
Boats Boats Boats
Hmm
Exterior capn’ crunch. He’s not welcome in my bed. Too itchy.
Crunchitize me capn
I'm actually convinced