It’s still funny, but parent licenses are step one of eugenics, and licenses protect fish populations, environment, parks, lots of good. If anyone’s really agreeing with the subtext, learn more about the dangers of both.

I had a neighbor who was terrible about staying in their lines. My dad taught me how to park real good though. So, anytime they made their depth perception my problem I’d take the extra five minutes just to make sure I was atomically close to their driver side door. One morning I was lucky enough to see them climb in through their passenger side and abuse their transmission to get out of our parking spot without hitting me. I was late to work that day but the satisfaction was worth the infraction.

Oooooh who lives in tepid water floating in dirty sinks?

PugMary sounds like a difficult woman to grow up with, sorry you had to go through that.

Stuff like this makes me think we’re witnessing so many crimes that we don’t have a names for yet.

Cop, Heffer, Sniffers

So they’re collecting photos of minors who are most likely naked to protect those minors from the dangers of porn? Flawless work; the children are now safe.

Whiskered for her pleasure.

Edit: I’m so sorry

White wins on a patriarchal technicality, though black still has advantage

I don’t care how many times I see this posted today I’m upvoting every single one of them

Depends, if you’re defending your homeland from foreign invaders that have abandoned peace agreements then you’re golden. On the other hand if you’re a lazy lumberjack then you might want to call a lawyer.

Midgard.antifa.se/register/

Have fun doxing your local Nazi

Abhorrently grey and uncertain it’s beef

Edit: you kids weren’t ready, I forgot to ask, that’s on me.

His base already denies the holocaust, might as well just deny the entire war ever happened so he doesn’t get accused of plagiarism, too.

News is supposed to tell you what happened not how to feel about it. When you notice an article is using a lot of emotionally charged language, that’s a good sign to check the facts (if there are any)

That plague was like 600 years ago and rats still can’t get food service jobs in France?

Did you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…

Hippos are super aggressive, territorial, and will bite a crocodiles in half. It’s amazing that’s supposed to be a cute, disarming nickname for a breed notorious for the same traits.

Robinhood and Littlejohn are fucking up their fortress. Oo-de-Lally.

“WITH THE LEMONS!”