I have been following the advice of Waymond in everything everywhere all at once: be kind

I think that's our main job while everything doesn't make sense.

EDIT: i present to you: the duality of humanity.

Just submitted a first update. Yay dopamine.

The open source community can thank me later. I'll take a banquet and a linux distro named after me thanks.

(Seriously this seems fun - thanks for posting about it)

I think it's totally reasonable to be weirded out by corporate jargon. It's so 1984 esque. It seems like it's created to help capitalists do their best not to lie in legal terms while at the same time communicating to their shareholders that money matters while also still trying to put on a facade of humanity for the PR front.

It's so gross.

This is the first I've ever read and now I'm going down a rabbit hole aren't i

Serious answer for number 2: it's like why junk food isn't as good as a nice salad mixed with your choice of protein and seasoned to deliciousness. It isn't sustainable or good for your growth as a person.

Finding something that helps push the brain chemical buttons AND helps you be mindful and not get lost in the time isn't easy but it is super helpful.

Yeah this confuses me to no end. I thought they made America great last election?

Uh he also claims Jews are responsible for 9/11 so is that a right wing value you share?

They're just eating hot dogs perfectly normally and enjoying sugar. Get your mind outta the gutter

"Google plans to require a YouTube Premium subscription to allow users to search while minimized, industry leak claims"

I saw shower and started worrying but it's OK.

Family member: "what's so funny?"

Me: "snort titta"

(I didn't show them the comic I have self respect)

Not OC but the idea of making someone feel good makes me feel good. It's like double the dopamine for me.

I could totally see being grossed out by it when I think about it logically. In fact it is gross when I think about it logically.

If you're a cis man, it isn't hard to get done. My urologist talked about the finer points of sci-fi while my procedure was done and then he mentioned that men often use events like march madness to conveniently allow themselves to be lazy. He was so cool. I want to be my urologist when i grow up.

The procedure sucks for folks who might not have the safety net like I did for it. I realize that. But if you do I have to say that it's much better than for a woman and that you are being a feminist warrior for your wife/SO. Anyway I encourage all guys to get it when they feel they are ready.

Also bringing your semen sample in a little lab bottle to your doctor is weird AF.

I doubt they can read this. Rip ops phone

Ancient Greek and Roman kids wouldn't get this meme at all

Holy shit yeah it's a get outta jail free card right?!

Remember when the Intenet made you optimistic? That's why I think these posts gut me so much. Because it doesn't do that anymore.

Anyway off to continue doom scrolling.

Me too! I feel like this quote really shows off the care and humanity of the judge. While you see that throughout other quotes it shows that he isn't too hung up on technicalities but is really showing his humanity. 11/10

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