You would call them women. We literally have a word for female humans.

I once had a girl straight up say, "I'd do you", to which I stumbled and mumbled out nothing much in reply. I don't think I realized until about 5 years later I could have had sex that day :(

"There's a surprising number of cars out there, considering this is approaching biblical"

• Alex Jaques

"Good weather for a duck"

• Valtteri Bottas

I grew up in Canada, but in a temperate climate area on the border with the US. Winter? Use Celsius. Summer? Use Fahrenheit. For me Celsius makes a lot more sense right around 0C. After about 15C my brain switches over and starts using Fahrenheit. I like the Fahrenheit scale from 60-100F for gauging the summer months. The Celsius scale isn't granular enough. It feels like there's a big difference between 18C and 22C versus the comparable 64F-72F. But I also was taught early a quick and dirty conversion. C to F, double and add 30. F to C subtract 30 and divide by 2.

Physics 'n stuff

Please be nothing!

This paints a very clear picture for what we've already known. It's so puzzling why this lineup can't score more runs.

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Going to the game tomorrow. I have a feeling they're going to be cutting lots of onions in the building.

So far so good for Manoah

This is going to be an incredibly important series. We're a full game out of a playoff spot, and the Mariners are on a crazy run right now. We're coming up on a so-called easy part of our schedule, but we have to stay close to the M's and the Astros in the wildcard or it's going to be tough to regain that lost ground.

Definitely a start to build off of. Extremely relieved it worked out like it did. Couldn't have asked for a better return from him.

So naturally to expose my bot's weaknesses the Jays had to play a double header today and the bot's not set up for it. For today I'll just update the post description and add pitchers and lineups and we can continue the conversation here.

First game thread made with code! Not exactly an automated bot yet, but progress!

The dome needs an organ player. The 5 sound bits we play over and over were cool 10 years ago, but they've run their course now. We need some new sounds at the ballpark.

Absolute clutch win. Team we needed to beat, and we were able to come though, fight off the no-hit day yesterday, fight off being down in the 9th today, and beat a team we should.

1st MLB AB 💣💣💣 for Schneider!! LFG!

Holy shit Vlad murdered that baseball.

🤞🤞🤞🤞 I'm currently crossing all appendages for Manoah's start tonight. Hoping he's back to his dominant self. If we have half the Manoah we had last year, the AL East is not out of reach.

Absolutely! Pre and post game threads are coming soon. I'm completely rewriting the bots right now to be much more modular and efficient. As soon as the rewrite is finished I will be working on pre and post game threads, as well as live updates for the game thread during games with up to date stats and scores. Stay tuned!