The humor is derived from the silliness of making a government officer read such a juvenile question out loud. So in a way, yeah, haha SpongeBob, but more like "haha SpongeBob, police officer, anti drug program, and drugs"

They both have autism

The holy nugget

And the rats made me crazy.

Same. Every other app I've tried had multiple interface issues that made the experience slow or dysfunctional.

3 will highlight your curves, you'll probably feel best in it

I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.

Meh, it's what it's

You're buying the corpses of animals. Don't be grossed out when your corpses are dead animals.

Look into techwear, some of what you mentioned is integrated

If it wasn't so depressing I might find it funny you think people work in bad environments because they want to.

Minimum wage is not a livable wage, I shouldn't have to tell you this. Your arrogance is genuinely disgusting.

100,000 * 10 = 5,000,000...

Checks out

If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out or order delivery. Just because the tip system is a terrible system doesn't mean you have an excuse to fuck over the victims of it.

Until there's a national strike on tipping that could lead thousands of tip reliant workers to quit (like the writers strike), be a decent person and have some sympathy. Instead of eating out and not tipping, don't eat out. The restaurant gets the same amount of money whether you tip or not, I guarantee they don't give a shit.