When reading anything published by The Daily Mail, it's best to assume that the story ranges between poorly reported and outright fabricated.

Good thing that ocean was there or 1600s Virginia would have claimed the entire planet with their innovative "peeling the label off a biscuit can" approach to real estate.

Because I'm that guy: "hanged"

(disclaimer: language is a fluid construct, talk however you want, there's no one "right" way to speak, some of us just enjoy being pedantic assholes)

FWIW I'm not seeing this on the Play Store for Firefox 136.0.1 on my Pixel 8a, and I'm not seeing any warnings on Beta or Nightly either:

Democrat: "nine... potatoes?" (gotta appeal to those sweet sweet "undecided"s, right?)

I guess that explains why my IKEA order for the STÊPPËNBØØMEN is showing as backordered.

I like the Castlevania explanation for why crosses work on vampires:

"Vampires are basically an evolved predator species, so their eyesight is pretty different to ours. Turns out that if you put a big geometric shape right up close in their field of vision, it confuses the shit out of their brains and, you know, makes them panic."

This is what a Lovecraft story looks like from the eldritch beings' perspective.

1981, but better late than never

How did Diddy get off with so much?

I mean, the Constitution of the United States is also very clear the fucker wasn't eligible to BE President again, but we all seem to have just shimmied right past that as well.

fewer than 10

"Welcome... to Super Inbred Penguin Island."

🎵DOO DOO DOO doo doo🎵

"Spending a huge chunk of the budget on dishonest advertising and then releasing a significantly different, half-broken game is still cool though."