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It barulely even fits
I want to taste the barrel.
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It barulely even fits
I want to taste the barrel.
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No one spells "lose" anymore
Yeah I see this everyday now, really seems like noone spell's things wright anymore!
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Lenny in his chair
I choose to believe that the chair is normally sized and Lenny is just really big.
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No one spells "lose" anymore
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It equals zero cents!
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DO IT rule
In america even the TV wears shoes indoors
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This HAS to be satire
The cars would get so upset if they waited though. It's important that cars get constant exercise. Otherwise the cars will break into your house at night and run you over. They just can't help it otherwise it's part of their instincts. Is that really what you want?
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Rust? Like what's on some metals?
Rust is a programming language designed to run on crabs. It just happens to also run on computers. When rust programmers talk about the borrow checker, that's something born directly out of having to run on crabs. It's difficult to get the little guys to cooperate otherwise. And when they talk about rust having good error messages that's because of the crabs too. The compiler is not just some piece of software, it's a piece of software being run on crabs and the crabs have some measure of intuition to them. Basically what I'm saying is that carcinization applies to computer hardware.
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The Gift of Life
Hmm I think that I will work all day and give my landlord money and then maybe be free for a few years once my body and mind are failing (or I might die before that)
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Oh that's just Chad. He's my hero. Chad saved me from being left for dead in a walmart parking lot because I had too many groceries to take in one trip. I'd been stuck there for 12 hours before he got there because I couldn't carry everything. Sometimes god sends an angle to save u can I get an amen
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Set for life
Yes, and:
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Kiss rule
Idk it seems unnatural... we should probably perform violence upon any who practice it.
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YES we exist
Women fear me. Fish fear me. Men turn their eyes away from me as I walk. No beast dare make a sound in my presence. I am alone on this barren earth.
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OS rule
I tired. I tried. I really did. I burned my laptop, my phone, and even my printer but the noise won't stop. It just finds other ways to get in. I woke up last night and my hand was beeping. Beeping like a filthy machine. It's too late for me. I can hear the wifi and I'm posting this with my mind.
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Update: Sorry guys that's not Chad that's not him. It's actually Not Chad who was the cashier who stuck me with all of those groceries and he added EXTRA because he wanted me stuck in that parking lot. It was part of some insurance scheme which he didn't even do for money, he did it because he is a COMMUNIST and was trying to prove a point for an argument on the internet. Anyway that's Not Chad so u cannot illegally sue me anymore bye
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Rust? Like what's on some metals?
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Rust is when you run DOOM on 16 billion crabs. You can't do that in other languages. Just ask Amelia Airheart.
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PC taxonomy
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My skill prevents bugs, unlike your fancy compiler, peasant.
Unlike you babies I have Personal Responsibility and I write all of my code directly in assembly the way reagan intended. I don't need guard rails and I've never had any issues with it because my Personal Responsibility keeps me safe
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i was too late they got everything and nothing works now
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/usr/? sounds like /ussr/! That's COMMUNISM
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I miss when you could get a flagship phone that could fit in your hand
Skill issue