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This HAS to be satire

The cars would get so upset if they waited though. It's important that cars get constant exercise. Otherwise the cars will break into your house at night and run you over. They just can't help it otherwise it's part of their instincts. Is that really what you want?

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Rust? Like what's on some metals?

Rust is a programming language designed to run on crabs. It just happens to also run on computers. When rust programmers talk about the borrow checker, that's something born directly out of having to run on crabs. It's difficult to get the little guys to cooperate otherwise. And when they talk about rust having good error messages that's because of the crabs too. The compiler is not just some piece of software, it's a piece of software being run on crabs and the crabs have some measure of intuition to them. Basically what I'm saying is that carcinization applies to computer hardware.

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Oh that's just Chad. He's my hero. Chad saved me from being left for dead in a walmart parking lot because I had too many groceries to take in one trip. I'd been stuck there for 12 hours before he got there because I couldn't carry everything. Sometimes god sends an angle to save u can I get an amen

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OS rule

I tired. I tried. I really did. I burned my laptop, my phone, and even my printer but the noise won't stop. It just finds other ways to get in. I woke up last night and my hand was beeping. Beeping like a filthy machine. It's too late for me. I can hear the wifi and I'm posting this with my mind.

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Update: Sorry guys that's not Chad that's not him. It's actually Not Chad who was the cashier who stuck me with all of those groceries and he added EXTRA because he wanted me stuck in that parking lot. It was part of some insurance scheme which he didn't even do for money, he did it because he is a COMMUNIST and was trying to prove a point for an argument on the internet. Anyway that's Not Chad so u cannot illegally sue me anymore bye