Spyke
lemmy.world

I tired. I tried. I really did. I burned my laptop, my phone, and even my printer but the noise won't stop. It just finds other ways to get in. I woke up last night and my hand was beeping. Beeping like a filthy machine. It's too late for me. I can hear the wifi and I'm posting this with my mind.

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"i can hear the wifi, i'm posting memes with my mind FOOL" could totally be a dracula flow bar

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I tired. ... I woke up last night and my hand was beeping. Beeping like a filthy machine. It's too late for me. ...

Beepy hand keeping you up at night? Try new Earplugs™!

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jaybonereply
lemmy.world

All apps hand written in assembly. No multitasking.

Fuck that slow ass C++.

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Raireply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I did some assembly programming when I was learning computer science

Anyone who does that is a masochist

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lemmy.world

Joke's on you, I can hand-code a task switcher with an interrupt.

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secret300reply
lemmy.sdf.org

True, honestly I wish it was exactly like a computer. Android sucks

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Swedneckreply
discuss.tchncs.de

lineageos with microg and magisk, on a pixel phone

Best phone experience available.

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lemmy.world

But actually, as user experience goes, it still sucks just like android does, with its shitty filesystem, its apps that are closed upon themselves, its lack of communication at the system level (except through the hacky "share with" menu), etc. I'd rather have the actual Linux user space.

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Swedneckreply
discuss.tchncs.de

sure, and i'd prefer to have titanium bones. unfortunately that's not possible yet so i take what i can get.

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It's actually fine though, kinda. A significant portion of that is my n(ix)vim config, and the rest are mostly modules used in 30+ desktops and server VMs. The complete config for any one of those hosts isn't that extravagant.

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zoutreply
fedia.io

You're right, it's a solvent.

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its flammable, it could fix the problem after you pour it on the computer and light it

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Dude you could hot swap memory cards. That was a solid kernel. RIP Sun Microsystems. 💔

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secret300reply
lemmy.sdf.org

Nah I finally got one for work. For about 6-7 years I just lived without one tho. I honestly wish I could go back to that

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Seeing people here talk about Haiku and all other Operating Systems but NOBODY is talking about OpenBASED

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